commentory Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft: NoSoloTime

childcare, children, Communication, concerns, DadCraft, epilepsy, family, fear, financial struggles, income, Job, medical condition, newborn, NoSoloTime, parenting, Safety, Seizure, stay at home mom, Support, Toddler, Trust, wellbeing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only seizures you’ll be experiencing are from the sheer excitement of playing on our epic server!

Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life worries behind. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to worry about your partner’s epilepsy or your financial struggles.

Imagine a world where your biggest concern is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. No falling babies here, just falling blocks as you create your own virtual paradise.

So come on, leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, animal, Boss, carnivore, dietary choices, eating habits, Eternal Damnation, food chain, gluttony, guilty conscience, Hell, HellS, judgment day, Karma, meat lover, meateater, Minecraft, moral consequences, moral dilemma, punishment, Reincarnation, smp, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs, underworld

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!

EpsteinCraft2020

Accountability, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, Epstein, EpsteinCraft2020, Government, influence, investigation, Justice, Politics, Powerful, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, suspicious, transparency, trump, Truth, Wealthy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mines Excavated:	4257
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have secret tunnels leading to hidden treasure, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies the elusive Epstein files, and only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the truth behind why Trump won’t release them. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and become the hero of our server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!

Appearance, billionaire, campaign event, controversial figure, controversy, current events, elon musk, entrepreneur, far right, Fun, German, influential figure, MuskCraft, News, Politics, public appearance, public figure, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, Video

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9441	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.

anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?

Dog Ate My Blocks

Animals, Assignment, ate, believe.., blocks, classic, cliché excuse, common, dog, education, funny, homework, humor, JOKE, lie, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, School, STUDENT, Teacher, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, description, Discord, Economy, Farming, FrontierSMP, https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU, Main Features, Play.FrontierSMP.net, PORT, Pyrofishing, SC_OFF, SC_ON, server ip, smp, Version, Wiki

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Minecraft Server: FrontierSMP

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to promote and enhance the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy without crazy numbers in the balance top.
Custom Items: Fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for collection.
PyroFishing & Farming: Enjoy fishing and farming plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Work with other members to complete contracts for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: We do not promote pay-to-win!

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled with the server port being 19132.

Q: Are there custom terrain and structures on this server?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

A: Yes, efforts have been made to balance the economy and avoid crazy numbers in the balance top.

Q: Are there custom items available on this server?

A: Yes, there are custom fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: How can I participate in contracts on the server?

A: Work with other members to complete contracts presented by the staff for major infrastructure builds on the server. More information can be found on the server’s Discord.

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, audio porn, Autumnboy4, Changing Room, Echoing, erotic audio, explicit, Femboy, fetish, Gay, gonewildaudio, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Male, male audio, NSFW, Realms, reddit, Roleplay, seduction, silly, smug, Soundgasm, voyeurism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow of insanity! Imagine if the changing room at the gym was run by a smug femboy who catches you staring and then challenges you to a duel with diamond swords! That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, man. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme come to life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some blocks and your sanity on this wacky server!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, household chores, Household Management, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, parenting, personal growth, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Server, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Animals Bred:	62	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges!

Just like navigating a messy room in a level 5 hurricane, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and thrive in a chaotic world. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your fellow players, just like the OP in this story. Will you be the one to finally get them to put their coffee mugs in the sink? Or will you be the messy player leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the messiness and emerge victorious! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: clean up after yourself or face the consequences!

NeighborSnitchMC

apartment, complaining, DAUGHTER, Eviction, former smoker, freezing cold, grounds for eviction, INCONVENIENCE, Lease, main office, neighbors, NeighborSnitchMC, new england, no smoking rule, Reporting, smell, smell linger, smoking, WIBTAH

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3207
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!

CraftyObsession

beauty standards, body image, cancel culture, celebrity culture, consumerism, CraftyObsession, fast fashion, FOMO (fear of missing out), health fads, instant gratification, materialism, online dating, perfectionism, Political Correctness, reality tv, self-promotion, selfies, social media, technology addiction, Validation from others., workaholism

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7382	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.