Commentator (Profession) Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8721	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5171
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	4782
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2455	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!