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StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

#revelation, asking, bottom part, Crafty, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, finding answers, Friend, hidden, inquiry, investigation, lol, Mystery, rule, Secrets, Uncovering, uncovering secrets, uncovering the truth, unknown

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

awful board, blue board, coomers, faggotry board, general dedicated, incel board, JOKE, larp as women, Lgbt, madness, MAYHEM, Medieval, Minecraft, not modern, polfags, porn board

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	4179	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

adult content, Adventures, ai generated, animated, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, blacked, CONTENT, dark fantasy, digital art, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional characters, hentai, Manga, Minecraft, NSFW, pixelated, Questionable, Roleplay, Server, taboo, waifu

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

African American, anti-black, banter, Bigotry, Black community, blocky, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive rhetoric, guy, harmful speech, harmful stereotypes, hate crime, Hate Speech, intolerance, offensive language, racial inequality, racial slur, racial tension, racism, racist, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

bergen, Bergens, big, brother, city, culture, demographics, demographics trend, Diversity, ethnicity, European, facts, immigration, largest city, migrants, Minecraft, nonsense, norway, norwegian, Population, Scandinavian, Server, society, statistics, Truth, Urban

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5468
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

action, Adventure, beautiful graphics, CREEPERS, Exploration, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, Horizon fans, Horizon Forbidden West, Horizon gameplay, Horizon Games, horizon series, horizon zero dawn, HorizonCraft, Immersive, mvp, open world, PlayStation, Racing, real, RPG, thrilling gameplay, video games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	9480
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

80s, 90s, Allure, animation, Anime, character design, classic, ecstasy, Entertainment, FANTASY, Female Characters, meets, Minecraft, modern hags, Nostalgia, older anime, pixelated, Provocative, Retro, seductive, sex appeal, sexy women, Sultry, vintage, waifus

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	76	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

#revelation, BELIEF, divine communication, divine inspiration, divine message, divine revelation, FAITH, GOD, Gods, lols, message from God, Minecraft, Pain, Prophecy, religious belief, religious experience, sacred text, scroll, Scrolls, Server, spiritual awakening, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, Suffering, Vatican

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Votes:	6180
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

Chaos, Community, compassion, Crafty, creeper, culture, Development, Dharam, Diversity, FAITH, finds, forgiveness, Harmony, heritage, Justice, love, Pakistan, Peace, progress, reconciliation, RETURN, solidarity, tradition, Unity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ores Mined:	8667	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).