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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	2589	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Items Found:	2550	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchantments Applied:	118
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	3930
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6800
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

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