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CraftyParentz

appreciation, care, compassion, CraftyParentz, family, Generosity, Gratitude, guidance, influence, Kindness, lasting impact., lessons, love, Memories, Nurturing, parenting, role models, sacrifice, Support, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

conflict escalation, covert activities, destabilization, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, INDIVIDUALS, Instructors, intelligence agencies, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, MoldovaMayhem, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, security threats, Server, subversion, Trained, Training, undercover operations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Potions Brewed:	168	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

CASE, controversy, Corruption, Court, CraftyLePenFraudEU, embezzlement, EU, european union, far right, France, French politics, Justice, leader, Legal, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, Politics, prosecution, right wing, scandal, trial

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

activated, Countries, Craft, five senses, Forests, Fun, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, nature lovers, outdoor activities, Positive, Senses, Sensory, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, shared enjoyment, study, surroundings, Surveying, time in nature, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Android toy, Future, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming devices, gaming evolution, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming technology, gaming trends, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, innovation, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, portable gaming, Server, steam deck 2, Technology, ue5

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	4357
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	938
Mines Excavated:	1924	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, conspiracy theories, debunked theories, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth community, flat earth debate, flat earth evidence, flat earth movement, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, FlatEarthBeliever, geocentrism, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Round Earth, scientific skepticism, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	201
Animals Bred:	141	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

20 years ago, beloved tunes, chart-toppers, classic songs, Digging, favorites, golden oldies, Hits, iconic, memorable, MineTunes98, Music, music history, must-listen, Nostalgia, oldies but goodies, Popular, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, top tracks, vintage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Votes:	9475	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!