commentary teams Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDadDineOut

alternative options, communication with family, contributing to family, CraftyDadDineOut, emotional manipulation, expensive dinner, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family expectations, father’s day dinner, feeling guilty, financial labor, financial responsibility, financial stress, generational differences, healthy boundaries, saving money, self-supporting, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we don’t believe in splitting bills for fancy dinners, but we do believe in splitting blocks for epic builds!

Join us and escape the drama of family financial disputes by diving into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster.

Forget about awkward family dinners and join a community where the only tension is between players trying to steal each other’s diamonds.

So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s build some crazy creations together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a dungeon raid!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Cruel, Dark, depraved, Diabolical, evilcraft, fictional character, Horror, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, Minecraft, psychopath, pure evil, ruthless, Sadistic, Server, Sinister, Twisted, Villain, villainous, Wicked

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to team up with the most evil and sadistic fictional characters out there! Imagine building a fortress with Voldemort, going on epic quests with the Joker, or trolling other players with Cruella de Vil. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to unleash their inner villain and cause chaos in the Minecraft world. So come join us and let’s create some mischief together!

KinkyCraft: Embrace Your Weirdness

BDSM, bondage, discipline, Domination, edge play, Embrace, exhibitionism, fetish, foot fetish, kinks, KinkyCraft, latex fetish, power play, role-play, sadomasochism, spanking, Submission, taboo kinks, unconventional desires, unusual kinks, voyeurism, weird kinks, Weirdness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mines Excavated:	4338
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we embrace all your weird kinks and quirks!

Do you like building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of diamond blocks? We got you covered!

Are you a fan of creating elaborate rollercoasters that go through lava pits and zombie-infested villages? You’ll fit right in!

And don’t even get us started on our underground disco club where the creepers are the dancers and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly!

BabyMuteCraft

#newborns, babies, baby accessories, baby development, baby essentials, baby gear, baby products, baby safety, baby shower gifts, BabyMuteCraft, comfort, infant care, long tail tags, mute buttons, pacifier clips, pacifiers, parenting, self soothing, sleep aids, soothing, teething

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ores Mined:	1903	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?

plus, we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to some sick beats. creeper on the dance floor, anyone?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a disco ball of death, but in a totally fun way.

so come on, join us on dis wacky server and let’s make some crazy memories together. pacifiers are mute buttons for babies, but on this server, anything goes, baby!

GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol

Antioxidant, Blood sugar, cholesterol, diabetes, findings, garlic, GarlicCraft, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, heart health, Lowering, lowering cholesterol, managing blood sugar, medicinal properties, natural remedy, nutrition, Potent, Prevention, research, study, sugars, Superfood, wellness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Genesis Survival

7/11 store, Adventure, Claims, Community, concerns, cracked minecraft, Crates, determination, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Farewell, fear, Genesis Survival, Heartwarming, Jobs, joy, LAN servers, mcpe, Minecraft, multiplayer, Passion, Playershops, questions, Staff, Survival, Youtube tutorials

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Love Letters Sent:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

“Ever since the year 2013, I have been playing countless versions of Minecraft. From the Demo version, MCPE, and even the Cracked version of Minecraft. It’s always been an exciting adventure for me in every version that I played it on. I finally bought an account in 2015 at a nearby 7/11 store. I’ve had countless LAN servers and countless worlds built. After hours upon hours of youtube tutorials on how to create a Minecraft server, I finally made it. My biggest goal is for Genesis Survival to give the at least one person the feeling I had when I was 13. That feeling of passion, excitement, fear, joy, and determination, and that heartwarming feeling that for once, “I’m not alone anymore.” I genuinely wish that you reader have an awesome time on the server. Let me or my staff know if you have any questions or concerns. Farewell and good luck on your Adventures in life and in Minecraft!”

genesis.minecraft.best

Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

1800’s, chance, Chinaman’s chance, Chinamans, Chinese immigrants, Chinese person, court testimony, derogatory, derogatory phrase, discrimination, higher taxation, historical racism, idiom, immigrant workers, low wages, Minecraft, no chance, racial discrimination, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

#jeetware, apps, aurora, Aurora software, Aurora store, AuroraWare, digital marketplace, digital store, ecommerce, JeetCraft, jeetware btw, jeetware platform, jeetware store, Minecraft, mobile apps, online shopping, online store, Server, shopping platform, software, software store, Store, tech store, Technology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomSaysNoSisDoes, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

american girl doll, Birthday Party, childhood toy, clothes, dolls, expensive, family dynamics, Glasses, ipad, mom, MomDontTouchMyDoll, perfect condition, research, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, Toys, unreasonable

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!