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  • Invictus – The Only Place Where Creepers Have More Friends Than You

    Invictus – The Only Place Where Creepers Have More Friends Than You
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 7267
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

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    Invictus ⛏️ Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 19134
    Discord Discord Invite Link

    Overview

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 170+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

    We just started our 8th season a few weeks ago, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

    Features

    • 🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
    • 🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
    • 🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
    • ✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
    • 🗺️ Viewable Dynmap (coming soon)
    • 🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
    • 👥 Community Events
    • 🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
    • 🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
    • 🏬 Player Shops
    • 🔐 Lockable Chests
    • ⭐️ Shooting Stars
    • 🪑 Chairs & Sitting
    • ➕ Much more!

    FAQ

    Q: How often does the world reset?

    A: The world resets every 6 months or so.

    Q: Is the server open to everyone?

    A: Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone.

    Q: What is the server’s difficulty level?

    A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

    Q: Are there any community events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are regular community events for players to participate in.

    Q: Is there a way to view the server map?

    A: A viewable Dynmap will be available soon for players to use.

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  • BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

    BlockyBrit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3785
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – the CT Copper Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Trust us, you’ve never seen llamas build like this before.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and the occasional lava bath. Hold on tight!

    5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, challenging players to epic battles and leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks in his wake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the CT Copper Edition Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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  • DekuCraft Minecraft SMP – Trending on Xtwiter

    DekuCraft Minecraft SMP – Trending on Xtwiter
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8836
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the legendary player “Deku,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it that his power level is over 9000!

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate its deadly traps and challenges.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk! He’s not very good at blowing up, but he sure knows how to tell a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and flying pigs along the way.

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  • LesbianMomCraft Server

    LesbianMomCraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 3915
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my family dynamics.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from moms coming out as lesbians to cheating scandals, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the family drama – it’s like a telenovela on steroids.

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more chaotic than my mom’s love life. Who needs a therapist when you can just play on our server and escape into a world that’s even more insane than my family gatherings? Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

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  • PixelPorkyCameras

    PixelPorkyCameras
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1139
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

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    Are you tired of dealing with entitled models who can’t handle the truth? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to scream at you for telling it like it is. Plus, our virtual photography skills are so good, we can make even the blockiest of characters look like supermodels. No need to apologize for being brutally honest here – just build, mine, and have a good time without any fat-shaming drama. Join now and leave the real world behind!

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  • ParentalSecretsMC SMP

    ParentalSecretsMC SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 226
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2337 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Crops Grown: 8069
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and breaking, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to control the enchantment table.

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of hiding your secret underground base from prying eyes, or if you’re looking to start a rumor that the server owner is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, intrigue, and questionable decision-making, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just make sure to never tell your parents about the time you accidentally blew up the entire spawn village with a TNT cannon…oops!

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  • MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

    MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 2490
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3274 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 455 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

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    Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

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  • HackerCraft Minecraft Server

    HackerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6881
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

    ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 850
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

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    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

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  • S m C R Minecraft server

    S m C R Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7705
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7568 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9432 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Magic Items Found: 5222 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

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    SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

    We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

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