commentary channel Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Towns Built:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	6429
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6778
Magic Items Found:	5791	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5563
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Villages Defended:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Farms Harvested:	658	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.

Sonic’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apply, BLOCK, career, customer service, employment, fast food, full-time, Hiring, Job, job listing, job opening, job opportunity, Job Search, Minecraft, opportunity, part time, Party, Recruitment, Restaurant, Server, sonic, Sonic Drive-In, SONICS, Team member, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	7868
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Minecraft, wishing you could go faster? Well, look no further because Sonic himself is hiring for his very own Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of speeding through blocky landscapes at the speed of sound.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you collect enough golden rings on the server, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and fly around like a majestic blue hedgehog. Plus, every Monday is chili dog day in the server cafeteria, so you can chow down on some delicious virtual treats while you game.

So why wait? Join Sonic’s Minecraft server today and start living life in the fast lane!