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12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	281	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
New Chunks Explored:	383402	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!