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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5590 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
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