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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9272 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
