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Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	4115
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

Cheese, Combo, cravings, drive thru, DriveThru, extra dip, fast food, Hungry, indulgence, Large, large soda, Meal, meal deal, menu, minecrafty, number, number forty-five, number nine, number seven, number six, Ordering, Server, Soda, takeout

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

authoritarianism, Crafty, dictator, disapproval, discrimination, equality, feminism, Hate Speech, History, hitler, intolerance, Misogyny, nazi, Nazis, Oppression, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, White, white women, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

Blocky Shells: The Sequel

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, blocky, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, novel element, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Sequel, Shells, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Farms Harvested:	892	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

#youtube, Adventures, Babes, blocky, DATING, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, incel, Loneliness, mental health, Online Community, online forum, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Social Issues, societal pressures, Stereotypes, support group, the life of a femcel, Video, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7540	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

(Audio), Fap, Fapping, fapping audio, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Play, post, REIGNS, SUPREME, Vocaroo

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1387
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

Based, belonging, comfort, comfy, ComfyCraft, CONTENT, Country, Cozy, Familiar, home, HOMELAND, Identity, national pride, native land, patriotism, Peaceful, Roots, Secure, Serene, Settled, Tranquil

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	1593	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Crafty Combat Crew

adult responsibilities, balancing issues, changes, Combat, combo routes, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, constant updates, Crafty, CREW, Expansions, fighting games, Frames, game updates, Gaming Community, Knockback, match-ups, motivation, Old Days, patch notes, patches, strategies, Time management

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	2987	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!