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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 943 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 619 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4267 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Are you tired of being surrounded by Chihiros and Chihayas on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only allow players with fivehead girls with brown hair named Gertrude or Mildred! Why? Because we believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing the uniqueness of all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.
Join our server for a chance to participate in epic quests where you must battle giant chickens armed with diamond swords, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that grant you the power to turn into a unicorn for five minutes.
So why settle for the same old Chihiro-filled servers when you can join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many cookies)? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!
