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ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	235
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6799
Ores Mined:	7900	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	445878	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Votes:	3747
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2843

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Items Found:	8202	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	2573	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5931

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!