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ScarCraftGF

body image, Communication, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Intimacy, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, relationship boundaries, respecting boundaries, ScarCraftGF, Scars, self disclosure, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Trauma, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	142	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous, crazy stunts, daring escapades, mischievous behavior, Rebellion, reckless behavior, risky behavior, rule breaking, teenage antics, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, TeenageCraft, teenager, thrill-seeking, Wacky, Wild, wild adventures, wild memories, youthful indiscretions, youthful rebellion

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	8142
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Farms Harvested:	565	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

Bacteria, biodegradable plastic, biodegradable solution, biodegradable technology, Biodegrade, Days, eco-friendly plastic, environmental conservation, environmental innovation., enzyme, green technology, innovative materials, living plastic, PCL, plastic alternatives, plastic degradation, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Sustainable development, sustainable materials, sustainable plastic

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	1870
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

bladder control exercises, bladder control issues, bladder dysfunction, bladder health, bladder problems, bladder training, frequent urination, incontinence causes, incontinence treatment, Minecraft, Overactive Bladder, PeepeeCraft, pelvic floor exercises, premature urination, Server, urinary dysfunction, urinary frequency, urinary incontinence, urinary issues, urinary leakage, urinary system disorders, urinary tract health, urinary urgency

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	4393
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!