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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8838 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 189 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!