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Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Potions Brewed:	88	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Crops Grown:	1775	Holy Grails Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Votes:	2450

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

3s, a2, a3, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, CVS2, Daigo drills, faces, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, general, High level replays, Minecraft, Punching, Server, sfg, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trees, warm-up routine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Votes:	6960	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

analytical thinking, career options, coding, Computer, computer science, Degree, education, Engineering, innovation, job variety, Mathematics, physical engineering, PHYSICS., pixelated, problem solving, professional development, programming, Puzzles, research, Science, STEM, Technology, technology industry

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Farms Harvested:	221	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

Abandoned, Beloved, CANCELLED, Closure, Despair, devastated, Die, Disappointment, emotional, endings, fan base, Fandom, Favorite, form, HEARTBREAK, let down, lost hope, Nostalgia, PIXEL, resurrect, RIP, series, shattered dreams, shows, Survival, tv shows, Unfinished, unfinished business

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

alone, apartment life, belonging, blocks, college, disconnected, electrical engineering, family, feeling unwanted, Find, fitting in, high school, introspection, ISOLATION, lack of connection, Loneliness, Lost, Minecraft, misfits, news paper club, Observer, Outsider, peer pressure, self worth, social anxiety

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Items Found:	6268
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!