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LockOutLols Minecraft Server

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Eviction, family, Fiance, flatmate, friendship, home, Homeless, living situation, locking out, LockOutLols, mental health, Minecraft, pushover, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Tough Decisions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who had to kick out their best friend and flatmate for clogging the sink with bolognese. Can you survive the chaos and craziness of our server?

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of locking someone out of their virtual home, just like in real life! – Witness the power struggle between friends turned enemies, all over a missed rent payment. – Test your survival skills in a world where even the closest friendships can crumble over a blocked sink. – Explore a server where mental health plummets faster than a creeper exploding.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy drama to mine? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness of our server!

GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters

anxiety relief, Chill, chill vibes, consent, family conflict, GummyCraftCBD, Laughter, legal substances, low-dose gummies, medication dependence, mental health, new job stress, panic attacks, personal issues, Relaxation, Server, sibling bonding, sister support, sisters, stigma, Stoned, support system, THC benefits, THC gummies, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you relax and escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky adventures!

Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!

Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!

But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?

BookWormSMP

bestseller, Book, BookWormSMP, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Favorite, Fiction, Inspirational, literary gem, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, re-read, second read, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick, worth reading

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Animals Bred:	46
Ores Mined:	1346	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned and started attacking me, but luckily I had my trusty pet llama with me to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrafterz

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compatibility, compromise, CraftyCrafterz, Empathy, Honesty, Kindness, love, loyalty, must have, partner, patience, Qualities, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	New Chunks Explored:	703399
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to meet players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush. Our community is full of pranksters, meme lords, and expert builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Light Reflecting Server

Appearance, Awareness, Consciousness, ILLUSION, Imagery, Insight, Interpretation, Light, MIRROR, Observation, Perception, perspective, Reality, Reflecting, Reflection, reflection of light, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Sight, Understanding, vision, Visual

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	198
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Animals Bred:	187	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and upside down! you won’t know what’s up or down, left or right, but who needs directions anyway? it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like trying to put on pants in the dark!

one time, a player thought they were building a house but ended up creating a giant toilet instead. another player tried to tame a wolf but ended up riding a chicken into battle. the possibilities are endless when you can’t see straight!

so come on down to our wacky world where the only thing you can rely on is your own sense of humor. join now and prepare to be amazed, befuddled, and utterly entertained. who needs normal when you can have nonsensical? let’s get weird together!

RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed

Cancer, cancer research, carcinogen, consumer awareness, FDA, FDA Bans, FDA Regulations, food additives, Food Industry, Food Safety, foods, Gift Article, health, linking, NoRedDye3Allowed, public health, RatCraft, Rats, Red Dye 3, Regulation, Synthetic Dyes, Toxicity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Astral Projections Made:	2

lol, u dont want cancerous rats in ur food, right? well, come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all red dye 3 so u dont turn into a rat with cancer. trust me, u dont wanna be a rat in minecraft, it aint pretty. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so u know it gonna be lit. join now and save urself from the rat curse, u won’t regret it!

Cartel-Craft

Adventure, bedrock, Boss Battles, Clans, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Updates

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to CartelCraft! The ultimate Cartel-based Minecraft adventure where you don’t just play the game, you create your own story. From the strategic depth of Cartel Wars to the limitless creativity of Custom Survival, CartelCraft offers a one-of-a-kind experience that’s both thrilling and unique.

At Cartel-Craft, we’re fuelled by a passionate team that truly values the community. We’re dedicated to building a server that’s always growing and evolving. With regular updates, we keep gameplay fresh and exciting. Dive into a world with custom bosses, unique features, and a community that’s always ready to welcome you.

Join us and become part of the Cartel-Craft family! Your adventure starts here!

Java & Bedrock Compatible!

play.cartel-craft.net

Eiras Craft server Minecraft

Anarchy, Attacks, Beta Testing, Brewing, classic, Custom privates, donation, Donations, Economy, Eiras Craft, Enchantments, Events, Grief, Hardcore, hardcore survival, Herobrine, Large Online, lycanthropy, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, pay to win, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, slenderman, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	83	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

About the server:

1. Hardcore Survival:

Dangers lurk absolutely wherever possible!

Explosions from creepers and dynamite are also active on the server!

2. Custom privates:

Private, like in the game Rust! They can be destroyed if not properly protected!

3. Slenderman wanders around our place and sometimes leaves notes and maybe even attacks!

4. Attacks by waves of dangerous creatures every 10 game days:

The army of Herobrine and his minions are constantly attacking the lands of Euros!

You have a choice: Hide or fight back, receiving valuable trophies for it!

5. Vampirism:

On our server you can become a vampire! There is no damage from falling, the undead don’t touch you, you can jump in two blocks, there’s only one problem… You can’t run under the sun anymore…

6. Lycanthropy:

Don’t like the idea of becoming a vampire? Become a werewolf!

7. Pets and their taming:

How can one live in such a dangerous world without a loyal ally? He can carry your things, collect items and help in hunting!

8. Custom enchantments:

They can randomly appear when enchanting a weapon/armor/tool! Want a super powerful pickaxe that breaks 3×3 blocks? Or maybe a sword that restores your health when you deal damage? Try it, experiment!

9. Brewing alcohol:

Here you can start creating your own alcohol! Starting from the selection of quality ingredients and equipment to many years of aging in oak barrels!

(We do not support the creation and consumption of alcohol in real life)

10. Donation that does not affect the game:

We are categorically against the “Pay to Win” policy, so donating on our server is only cosmetic in nature and only slightly simplifies the process of survival!

The server is at the stage of open beta testing!

Possible defects, crashes, bugs! Please be patient, the issues will be resolved in future updates!

play.eiras-craft.ru

Heibergen

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Heibergen, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Tight-knit	We’re looking for players who enjoy talking and bonding.
Vanilla	Proper vanilla experience, no small tweaks.
Hosted	On my own home-server, giving it a stupid amount of performance.
Chill	Most stuff slides–bar hate. The chat is just as important as the game-play!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by applying on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/menGcZWv

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure the community remains tight-knit and friendly.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community.

Era Link Nexus 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, era, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Link, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2774	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride ever! Join us for some crazy fun and shenanigans, it’s gonna be lit! We got all these characters and references that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, you won’t believe the madness that goes down here. Plus, we got streams and archives for days, so you’ll never run out of content to enjoy. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let the insanity begin!