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Havenhold Adventures

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	133
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	739	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	69
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	813
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	227
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.