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YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

90s nostalgia, character design, cult classic, earthbound, Earthbound knock offs, Edition, game development, game reviews, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming industry, indie developers, indie game success, indie games, Legacy, legacy games, meets, Minecraft, retro gaming, RPG, unique storytelling, video games, YIIK, YIIKcraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Void Armor Forged:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

/calq/, Achievements, Adventure, Andy, Coffin, Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough, cutscene editing tool, Episode 3 delay, General #167, guides, Leyleys, Major spoilers, Nemlei, News, previous games, Progress Report #4, Routes, Stars, Store link, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, thread 473113710, Zombiepocalypse

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8619
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

abuse of power, child abuse, Corruption, Crafty, CREEPERS, domestic abuse, endermen, federal government, FEMINISTS, gender inequality, gender-based violence, government accountability, housework, Lobbyists, Masters, Men, Misogyny, nepotism, patriarchy, political influence, sexism, social justice, toxic masculinity, violence against women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Votes:	1638	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

Anime, anticipation, artists, collaboration, Comic, coming back, creative duo, Creators, creeper, EXCITEMENT, Fans, he, kishimoto, Manga, meets, NarutoCraft, ninja, Partnership, RETURN, return date, reunion, Sasuke, speculation, team-up, Waiting, Writers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Chores, Confrontation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Decision making, distractions, escapism, fear, Find, mental health, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, School, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, Server, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

acceptance, Beloved, biboo, blocky, Breakups, Cancelling, Community, Emotional healing, gawr gura, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, koseki bijou, learning to move on, letting go, love, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moving, moving forward, Opinions, streaming, Support, Thoughts, unsubscribing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7996	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, Chaos, concern, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doubt, Expectations, fear, Future, Gnome, lol, Mystery, nervousness, Players, Questioning, roam, Surprise, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	1330	Zombie Dances:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventure is written in the stars! Join now for epic quests and battles!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and advanced quests that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where you can summon water monsters to fight by your side, just like in Fate/Grand Order! And don’t even get me started on the Water Monsters Crisis – it’s a battle like no other, set on a floating island of innocents!

But that’s not all – we have a special campaign where you can learn with manga and collaborate with FGO characters in ways you never thought possible! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!