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Mysterious Network

Balanced, Bedwars, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diverse, Engaging, Friendly, game modes, Gameplay Types, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, mysterious network, Myteria Network, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Myteria Network is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience. Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Myteria Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Skywars, PVP, MiniGames modes.

mc.myteria.net

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aging, ANONYMOUS, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, breast lift, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, CraftyCraze, emotional impact, Insecurity, Minecraft, natural changes, No. 922850765, personal appearance, physical changes, sagging skin, Saggy, saggy breasts, self esteem, Server, societal standards

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.

So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP

3d model, Adventure, Anonfiles, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, FANTASY, interactive storytelling, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kaz Streams, mega.nz, neocities, prequel, Previous thread, QST, Roleplaying, Shittyquests, smp, Sprung a Leak Edition, ThePrequelKatiaCraft, Trash

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	191	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.

Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Farms Harvested:	211
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	4309	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3720	Rune Stones Activated:	10

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

play.cellversemc.com

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	4161	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1080	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Zombie Dances:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!

MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.