comedy status – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftySnake Minecraft Server
Anime, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, CraftySnake, fan theory, fictional character, japanese, jew, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Mythology, Naruto, ninja, orochimaru, pop culture, Server, SNAKE, speculation, Villain
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes, including the idea that Orochimaru is actually a Jew!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted golden apples instead of eggs!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Orochimaru’s secret identity as a Jew!

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WinningCraft Minecraft Server
achievement, Competition, Goal, how to be a winner, how to win, Minecraft, Server, success, triumph, Victory, what winning looks like, winning, winning attitude, winning behavior, winning characteristics, winning habits, winning mentality, winning mindset, winning mindset tips, winning qualities, winning strategies, WinningCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re winning is a virtual block-building competition? Well, look no further because on our server, winning looks like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve got a whole army of undead poultry just waiting for you to show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

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SuperCraft Minecraft Server
Abilities, Capes, dream, FANTASY, Flight, Hero, imagination, Invisibility, Justice, Masks, mind reading, Minecraft, Powers, Saving the World, Server, shape shifting, SPEED, strength, supercraft, SuperHero, Superhuman, telekinesis, Teleportation
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash your inner super-hero powers! Fly like Superman, shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops, or even summon thunderstorms like Thor! The possibilities are endless on our server where you can become the ultimate Minecraft super-hero. Join now and save the virtual world from evil mobs with your epic powers!

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New Server IP
BlockyBedroomBliss
Adventure, BlockyBedroomBliss, Communication, Connection, creativity, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Open-mindedness, Partners, Passion, relationship satisfaction, romance, satisfaction, sex life, spontaneity, Trust, Variety
Are you tired of the same old blocky adventures in Minecraft? Looking for a server that will spice up your virtual love life? Look no further! Our server offers a unique twist on gameplay that will have you and your partner crafting in ways you never thought possible.
Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where every block you break brings you closer to your partner in ways you never imagined. From building phallic-shaped structures to role-playing as sexy villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join us for a steamy, scandalous adventure that will leave you and your partner begging for more? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

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New Server IP
MeatEatersOnly
adaptation, biology, CARNIVORES, diet, digestion, digestive system, Evolution, evolution of diet, evolutionary biology, GRASS, grass digestion, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, human diet, human evolution, meat, meat digestion, MeatEatersOnly, omnivore evolution, omnivores, plant digestion
haha u wanna join dis server cuz we got a bunch of crazy peeps who eat meat but not grass like wtf?? imagine being a human but only eating hot dogs and bacon, that’s us. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got pigs that fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s a whole new level of wackiness, u gotta come check it out. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the cows start doing backflips and the sheep start breakdancing. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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CraftyNudes Minecraft Server
adult content, Amblizz9911, Archive, Chat, collection, Confidential, CraftyNudes, Digital, explicit, Images, kik, long term, messaging app, Minecraft, nudes, ONLINE, Personal, photos, Private, Secure, Server, sexting, sharing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server has something truly unique to offer – the legendary Amblizz9911 from Kik nudes collection over the years!
Join our server for the chance to explore the vast world of Minecraft while also uncovering the scandalous secrets of Amblizz9911’s Kik nudes collection. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and surprises await you as you dig deeper into this mysterious treasure trove of… um, interesting content.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Amblizz9911’s nudes are actually the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Want to fly like a majestic eagle or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a peek at Amblizz9911’s collection and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a superpowered hero.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilariously absurd journey filled with laughs, thrills, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows. Who knew that a Minecraft server could offer such a… unique experience?

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New Server IP
Minecraft server: /vn/ – Blockhead Edition
#Readme, Blockhead, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, shitposting, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels while mining for diamonds and building epic structures!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb while battling creepers and zombies in a world where every block tells a story.
Our server is so awesome that even the E-celebs are dying to get in, but sorry folks, no room for them here!
If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the Readme (duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy guide for 4chan VN help 4. Use DeepL to translate error messages because who needs tech support? 5. Just Google it, like seriously.
Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of VNs that will blow your mind.
Download links? We got ’em all, just click and play to your heart’s content.
So come join us on this wild ride of virtual novels and blocky adventures, where every thread is a new chapter in the story of our server. Previous thread? Pffft, who needs it when you can jump right into the action right now!

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New Server IP
CheeseCraftersUnited
anger issues, CheeseCraftersUnited, Communication, Conflict Resolution, diabetic uncle, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial constraints, flavoring meals, food sharing, grocery shopping, grocery store, household responsibilities, limited diet, living situation, mac n cheese, meal prep, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, shredded cheese
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the real world! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player and her shredded cheese mishap.
On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you accidentally use someone else’s resources and have to go on a quest to make things right? Will you face off against angry players with cheese-related anger issues? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on our server, where every interaction is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you!

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New Server IP
NeverDigStraightDown
action, again.., AVOID, CHANGE, consequence, decision, Do, Experience, Future, growth, improve, learn, Lesson, mistake, Move on, Never, NeverDigStraightDown, past, Reflection, regret, repeat
Joining this Minecraft server! Trust me, I made the mistake of joining once and I ended up getting chased by a pack of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. I thought I could outsmart them by building a fortress out of TNT, but turns out they were immune to explosions. So yeah, never again will I step foot on that server unless I want to risk being turned into a block of cheese by a group of mischievous cows.

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New Server IP
GunHoldingNoobs
Crime Prevention, firearm regulations, firearm safety, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence awareness, gun violence epidemic, gun violence in America, gun violence prevention, gun violence prevention measures, gun violence prevention strategies, gun violence research, gun violence statistics, GunHoldingNoobs, second amendment, self defense
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do the cha cha slide. once, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers are the djs. if u join, u might just find a portal to a land made entirely of cheese. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even if it don’t make no sense.

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