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ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	8378
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchantments Applied:	168	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

SayHisNameMC SMP

honor his name, long live his name, never forget his name, remember his name, say his name, say his name always, say his name forever, say his name in justice, say his name in memory, say his name in peace., say his name in remembrance, say his name in solidarity, say his name in tribute, say his name loud, say his name proud, say his name with honor, say his name with love, say his name with respect, say his name with reverence, SayHisNameMC, smp, speak his name

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Farms Harvested:	423
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

apple pay, car purchase, compensation, family dynamics, godly items, grounding, Justice, Minecraft, older sister, parental favoritism, pocket money, rare items, retail job, Revenge, Robux, Sacrifices, saving money, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, stolen phone, theft, value of money

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1919	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!

TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

Argument, Boundaries, bus fare, CAR, Chronic pain, city, cold shoulder, Demands, disabled, discomfort, Driving, Duty, ENTITLEMENT, medical appointment, reliable transportation, RIDES, roommate, Store, TaxiCraft, Transportation, Treatment, Uber

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Villages Defended:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!