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Hoe Magnet Minecraft Madness

attracting others, attraction, charisma, DATING, emotional intelligence, hoe, Hoes, love life, madness, magnet, magnetism, Minecraft, personal development, relationships, repelling others, Repulsion, romantic partners, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, self-perception, Social Skills

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, constantly getting rejected by all the virtual hoes in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to change your luck! Join us and watch as the hoes flock to you like bees to honey. Our server has a special potion that guarantees you’ll be drowning in hoes in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hoes’ Paradise, a secret land where the hoes roam free and the diamonds flow like water. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Hoes’ Paradise will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to discover this mythical land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hoe magnet you were always meant to be!

Elitestarsmp

Claim Land, Earth Map, minecraft server, MONEY, Ranks, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7159	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

EliteStarSMP Is the best SMP Server. We provide an earth map. And Survival Mode. And You can claim land you can get money. You can buy new ranks. And You can do other stuff.

Play.elitestarmc.net

Mildew RP: Where even the mold grows semi-vanilla and the players are fully cheesy

Builds, Character Options, Cheesy, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, end dimension, Fast Leaf Decay, Fully, Griefing Disputes, grows, imagination, Join, Lore, Mildew, Minecraft, Mods, Mold, multiplayer, Play, Players, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, Semivanilla, Server, shulker shells, species

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Server Name:	Mildew RP
Server Type:	Minecraft Roleplay
Server Lore:	Based on existing Minecraft lore with a unique spin
Species:	8 species with over 50 sub-species
Mods:	Various server-side mods for enhanced gameplay experience
Discord:	Join the Discord

FAQ

What is Mildew RP?

Mildew RP is a new Minecraft roleplay server based on the lore of Minecraft with a unique twist, allowing players to choose from eight species to shape their characters.

What does the server offer?

– A safe space with zero tolerance for harassment – A world you can shape with your character – Squaremap to prevent getting lost – Friendly and active staff – Variety of character options with species perks – No client-required mods, but optional resource pack available – Several server-side mods for enhanced gameplay – No End dimension but custom recipes for End materials

How do I join?

Join the Discord using the link provided above and follow the instructions in the server to get started.

Can I use mods on the server?

No client-required mods are necessary, but OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures are recommended. The server also has a resource pack available but not required.

Is there a specific time period for builds?

No, there is no specific time period for builds in Mildew RP, allowing players to use their imagination without limitations.

What happens if I have an issue with a staff member?

If you encounter any issues with a staff member, the server owner can be trusted to handle disputes in an unbiased manner.

Are there rules for RP behavior?

Harassing behavior or characters that are constantly rude and hateful are not allowed in the RP world of Mildew RP.

Is the End dimension available in the server?

No, the End dimension does not exist in Mildew RP, but custom recipes are available to obtain End materials.

OraclePvP VS Hypixel

Adventure, Challenging, compactadventures, compactworld, creativity, Cross-Play, customchallenges, CustomFeatures, Customplugins, customranks, Economy, endlessfun, EpicBattles, intensebattles, limitedspace, miniatureworld, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, smallbutmighty, Smallworld, strategicplay, Survivalmode, tinyadventures, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Hypixel	OraclePvP
Large player base	Unique OneChunk gameplay
Wide variety of game modes	Tons of features like spawners and boss battles
Frequent updates and new content	Players must be smart and creative
Well-established server with experienced staff	PvP duels and quests available
Extensive in-game cosmetics and customization options	Server store for ranks, keys, tools, and kits

**FAQ**

**Q: How many players does each server typically have online?** – Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time, while OraclePvP may have a smaller but dedicated player base due to its unique gameplay.

**Q: What type of gameplay can I expect on each server?** – Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes ranging from minigames to competitive PvP, while OraclePvP focuses on the unique OneChunk gameplay where players must make the most of limited space.

**Q: Are there in-game purchases available on these servers?** – Both servers offer in-game purchases. Hypixel has a wide range of in-game cosmetics and customization options, while OraclePvP has a server store where players can buy lifetime ranks, keys, tools, and kits.

**Q: How often do the servers update their content?** – Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and new content releases, while OraclePvP may have less frequent updates due to its focus on maintaining the unique OneChunk gameplay experience.

**Q: Do the servers have active staff members to help players?** – Both servers have active staff members who can assist players with any questions or issues they may encounter while playing.

CraftyFibbers: Where Minecrafters Post the Biggest Lies in History!

BETRAYAL, Biggest, biggest lies, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, CraftyFibbers, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fabrications, fake news, false information, falsehoods, fraud, History, Lies, lies in history, Manipulation, Minecrafters, Misinformation, post, Propaganda, scandals, untruths

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	7016
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziest lies in history come to life! Join us and experience a world where the moon is made of cheese, pigs can fly, and diamonds grow on trees (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army, led by a rainbow-colored llama named Sir Llamacorn. Join forces with them to defeat the evil zombie villagers who are trying to take over the server and turn it into a never-ending apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t believe everything you see – especially if a talking chicken tries to sell you magic beans.

“Vtuber Sluts Craft – Where Minecraft meets Vtuber memes!”/lolzy

Anime, cat, chuuba, Craft, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, futa, Gaming, general, give oral, lewd, meets, memeslolzy, Minecraft, oral, QoTT, receive oral, Roleplay, Slutposting, Sluts, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Void Armor Forged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	840
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the cat’s meow! Join us for a wild ride filled with futas, chuubas, and oral adventures that will leave you purring with delight.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with chuubas ready to give and receive oral like never before. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical cat who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the cat and watch as your inventory fills up with sparkling gems.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of futas, chuubas, and magical cats. See you there!

JesminMC

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	192	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

JesminMC is a Lifesteal MC server With custom armors updates every month and almost no downtime on of the best lifesteal expire be sure to join the server with the ip play.jesminmc.fun

2.56.246.30

MysticGrove

Adventures, BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, Craft, creativity, dynamic, Economy, Engineer, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, landscapes, Minecraft, multiplayer, MysticGroveMC, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Thrive, Towny, Universe, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

MysticGroveMC invites Minecraft enthusiasts to experience the essence of Semi-Vanilla gameplay in a vibrant community setting. Dive into a world where pure Minecraft survival meets enhanced multiplayer interactions. Our server offers a classic experience with a few carefully selected plugins to ensure a fair and enjoyable environment. Explore vast landscapes, collaborate with fellow players, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, redstone engineer, or explorer, there’s something for everyone. Join us on MysticGroveMC for a genuine Semi-Vanilla experience where creativity thrives and friendships flourish. Let’s craft, build, and thrive together in this dynamic Minecraft universe.

play.mysticgrove.co.za

Anciano server Minecraft

Anciano, banner, Discord, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server description, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2094
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Login after adding to whitelistSubmit a request to be added to discord

anciano.ddns.net

Nebula Wars: Where the closest thing to pay-to-win is finding diamonds in the dark!

Abilities, apply, bedrock, Bounties, Chestshop, classic, CLOSEST, Dark, diamonds, Discord, finding, Ip:, java, Jobs, Map, NEBULA, Paytowin, Player Shops, PORT, Powerful, real time map, Skills, smp, Staff, Stats, Store, Survival, Wars

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	279	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5542	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Nebula Wars <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/online-security/">Minecraft Server</a>

Nebula Wars Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Features
Skills you can level up, and achieve powerful stats and abilities! Jobs you can gain money from participating in! Create Player Shops with the ChestShop and plugins! A real-time map of the server world you can view! Bounties you can claim from killing other players

We Need Staff!

We are currently looking for staff to help us out with this server! If you are interested in being a staff member, apply in our discord server. We will be closing staff applications after a couple of weeks.

Join Our Discord Server

Information:

Java IP	play.nebulawars.org
Bedrock IP	bedrock.nebulawars.org
Bedrock Port	8064
Map	map.nebulawars.org
Store	buy.nebulawars.org

What are you waiting for? Check out Nebula Wars today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is Nebula Wars a Pay-To-Win server?

A: No, Nebula Wars is a Semi-Vanilla survival server and does not support Pay-To-Win features.

Q: How can I apply to become a staff member?

A: You can apply to become a staff member by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Are there any special plugins on Nebula Wars?

A: Yes, Nebula Wars has plugins that allow players to level up skills, create player shops, and participate in jobs to earn money.