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LootLadzCraft

#generous, #Intention, aunt, Bond, Equal, family party, gift, hard work, husband, left out, LootLadzCraft, part time job, personal gift, REWARD, School, Son, Special, SPLIT, UNFAIR, younger child

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your riches and show off your bling? Look no further than our server, where even your family members recognize your hard work and reward you with cold hard cash and jewelry!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the favorite child, just like our player who received $640 and a fancy necklace from his aunt for being the “oldest baby boy.” Who needs a participation trophy when you can have a fat stack of cash and some bling around your neck?

Don’t worry about your younger siblings feeling left out, because on our server, it’s all about recognizing the hustle and rewarding it accordingly. And hey, if your aunt happens to be a generous benefactor like our player’s aunt, who knows what kind of treasures you might receive!

So come on over to our server and bask in the glory of being the golden child. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash and a shiny necklace to show off? Join now and let the favoritism flow!

PixelGeeksUnited

career progression, Communication, creativity, Dedication, Diversity, innovation, IT Professionals, job satisfaction, knowledge, long hours, misconceptions, Passion, PixelGeeksUnited, problem solving, Skills, Stereotypes, teamwork, tech industry, work ethic, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the stereotype that IT professionals are boring and lack social skills? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of IT wizards who are anything but boring!

Join us and you’ll discover that IT professionals are actually secret agents trained in the art of PvP combat. They can code in multiple languages while simultaneously fending off creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our IT experts have also mastered the art of building epic redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. Need a secret underground base with a hidden entrance? Our IT pros have got you covered.

So say goodbye to boring stereotypes and hello to a world where IT professionals are the coolest, most badass players on the server. Join us now and prepare to be amazed!

Xtabay

Mexican Yucatecan Community Food Culture Spanish Language Heritage Tradition Server Gaming Adventure Exploration Survival Building PvP Economy Plugins Events Friends, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server aimed at the Yucatecan and Mexican community. We have cochinita cakes, papadzules, guayaberas and many more things ahead. Join us and help us grow this community!

xtabay.pieldeanime.com

Universal Craft

Community, Friends, Minecraft, play to win, PvP, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Universal Craft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	141
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Join this server, you will become good friends and it is not play to wins 😀 You will not regret it, it is from a friend who wants to progress in his community, thank you very much

universal.holy.gg:19619

Grownup Gamers GG SMP: Where Minecraft is the adulting we pretend to do all week long

adulting, Community, Content-creator friendly, Creative Server, dedicated server, diamond-based economy, Discord integration, Diversity, Dynmap, Friendly, friendship, Gamers, Geyser, grownup, Lag-free, Long, Mature, Minecraft, PRETEND, proximity chat, quality of life, Relaxed, Safe, seamless, smp, supportive, voice chat, Week

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Grownup Gamers Minecraft Server Overview
GG is a server of Grownup Gamers, providing a safe, relaxed, mature, and fun environment for older gamers. The server offers a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival experience with occasional party games. The community consists of players in their 30s and 40s who value friendship, support, and a drama-free gaming environment.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join Grownup Gamers.
Are there any rules against toxic behavior or harassment?	GG has zero tolerance for bigotry, drama, -isms, and negativity towards any player. The community promotes a safe, comfortable, and welcoming space for all members.
Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?	Yes, with Geyser, players can enjoy seamless play sessions between Java and Bedrock simultaneously. Active bedrock players have dedicated support.
What kind of features does the server offer?	The server provides Voice chat/proximity chat capabilities on Discord, a dedicated high-performance server for lag-free gameplay, DynMap for real-time world exploration, Discord integration, and more.
How can I join the server?	Players can join by visiting the Discord server, submitting a whitelist ticket after reading the rules, and getting assistance from staff to start their adventure.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

#youtube, airing days, Anime, Audience, blocks, decreasing, episode trending, episode views, humor, japanese, Japanese audience, Japanese culture, Japanese entertainment, Japanese humor, Japanese media, Lost, Manga, manga sales, Minecraft, pv, Sales, Server, trending

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, it makes the chaos of a creeper explosion look like a tea party!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with Endermen. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Cluck Norris who will fight by your side in epic battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends!

Minecraft SMP: $SEIvs$SUI – The Ultimate Ecosystem Showdown

altcoins, bets, Blockchain, Bullish, coming weeks, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, ecosystem, financial markets, Investment, leveraged bets, Minecraft, Moon, opportunities, SEI, SEIvsSUI, showdown, smp, speculation, sui, Tokens, Trading, Ultimate

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4691
Crops Grown:	6100	Players Killed by Monsters:	7046
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!

Picture this: a group of players who are convinced that the moon in Minecraft is actually going to start changing phases in the coming weeks. And they’re not just sitting around waiting for it to happen – they’re placing bets on it! That’s right, you can join in on the fun and make some crazy bets on the moon’s movements.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe that there are hidden sei/sui tokens in the Minecraft world that hold the key to unlocking special powers. Join them on their quest to find these tokens and become the most powerful player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join us and get ready for some truly out-of-this-world adventures!

BlockyAutismBouncer

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Star Shards Collected:	86
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Say goodbye to rule-know-it-alls like Mike and hello to a world where the only metagaming you’ll encounter is deciding whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle first.

No more NPC conversations being talked over or combat recommendations cutting off your epic moves. Our server is a place where everyone gets a chance to shine, even if your Chromebook laptop barely runs anything faster than a snail.

Join us and leave behind the tech issues, the interruptions, and the headaches. Our server is a place where friendship and fun come first, and where removing someone is as easy as hitting the respawn button. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s game together in peace and harmony!

CraftyCampaignHacks

Biden Harris, Campaigns, CraftyCampaignHacks, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, election interference, foreign interference, GOOGLE, Hack, hacking attempts, Information Security, iran, online threats, political campaigns, Technology, trump, United States politics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! Like, we got zombies dat do the Macarena and creepers dat tell dad jokes. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so u can eat ur way to riches.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn named Sparkles who shoots rainbow lasers out of her eyes to protect us from griefers. And rumor has it, if u find the secret hidden treasure, u unlock a portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe a few too many virtual cookies. Let’s get crafting, my dudes! 🌈🦄🍪 #MinecraftMadness

BlockchainBillionaire

Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockchainBillionaire, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, digital wallets, financial amnesia, financial humor, Financial Security, financial technology, forgotten assets, internet money, Investment, long term investments, lost investments, secure access, speculative assets, speculative investments, valuable jokes, virtual currency

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find a secret chest filled with bitcoin!! like, someone totally forgot they had it and now it’s all yours. u can use it to buy all the diamond swords and enchanted armor u want. it’s like a treasure hunt but with virtual money. join now before someone else finds it and steals ur riches!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s goooooo!!!