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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7484
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Enchantments Applied:	278	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mines Excavated:	1848
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2170	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	8353	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6263	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!