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  • CraftyCanucks

    CraftyCanucks

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Canadians ready to retaliate against US tariffs! Our foreign minister is a boss and he’s leading the charge in-game to show those Americans who’s boss. We got maple syrup cannons, hockey stick swords, and beavers ready to fight alongside you. Don’t miss out on the action, eh! Join now for a wild ride full of poutine-fueled battles and Tim Hortons breaks. Let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameThe Penitentiary
    Server IPplay.thepen-mc.net
    Version1.16.4
    Player Count100
    Features
    • Become a Parolee and leave the prison
    • Prestiges for special rewards
    • Guards to protect and enforce rules
    • Quests for extra cash or items
    • Gangs for competition
    • Rentable prison cells or plots
    • Various ways to earn money
    • And more…

    FAQ

    What makes this server different?

    The Penitentiary focuses on the classic prison server experience, with a grind for resources, enforced regulations, and community interaction.

    What are the ranks on the server?

    • A – Default Prisoner
    • B – $25,000
    • C – $80,000
    • D – $250,000
    • E – $800,000
    • Parolee – $1,500,000
    • Citizen – $2,000,000
    • Guard – Enforces rules
    • SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with privileges
    • Warden – Administrator
    • SrWarden – Senior Administrator

    What is the role of a Guard on the server?

    Guards maintain order by enforcing rules against PvP, weapons, and potions. They play a roleplay element in the server environment.

    Join the server and Discord for more information and to apply for the Guard position.

    Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk

    Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

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  • INTERLOPE – Unknown Server

    INTERLOPE – Unknown Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    INTERLOPE Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server NameINTERLOPE
    IPplay.interlope.com
    Version1.16.5
    Player Count50
    FeaturesSurvival mode, custom plugins, active community

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What type of gameplay does INTERLOPE offer?

    A: INTERLOPE offers a survival mode gameplay experience with additional custom plugins to enhance gameplay.

    Rules

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The server rules include no griefing, respect for other players, and no cheating or hacking.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any special plugins on INTERLOPE?

    A: Yes, INTERLOPE has custom plugins designed to improve the gameplay experience for players.

    Community

    Q: How active is the community on INTERLOPE?

    A: The community on INTERLOPE is very active, with events and interactions between players.

    Monetization

    Q: Does INTERLOPE offer any monetization options?

    A: INTERLOPE may have donation options available, but gameplay is not pay-to-win.

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  • Trimine server minecraft

    Trimine server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Anarchy where you can have everything here is the Donat RTP, etc. Everything is with us !!!

    Trimine.aternos.me:45966

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  • Viking Factions OG

    Viking Factions OG

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    DescriptionIf you miss OG factions with non of the crazy custom enchants and old combat mechanics, try our server out. We launched a month ago and have started to grow a very nice community that are looking to grow. We are always looking for suggestions, come check us out and get to raiding!
    IPmc.vikingfactions.net
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/8Yz4supQ

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How long has the server been online?The server launched a month ago.
    Are there crazy custom enchants on the server?No, the server aims to provide a more traditional factions experience without custom enchants.
    Is the old combat mechanics used on the server?Yes, the server uses old combat mechanics for a nostalgic experience.
    Is there a community looking to grow on the server?Yes, the server has a growing community that is actively seeking new players.
    Are suggestions welcome on the server?Yes, the server is always looking for suggestions to improve the gameplay experience.

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  • Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will SAVE your soul! Or doom it. Either way, you’re going to feel something!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite HungerYour character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom
    Gravity? What Gravity?Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme.
    Dynamic Weather & Madness SimulatorIt rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday!
    Unfathomable CraftingCraft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying.
    Randomized Block SizesBlocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, or Falsely Argued Queries?)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?

    Q: What about rules?

    A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?

    Q: Are there any staff members?

    A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!

    Random Server Reviews

    “I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”

    “that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”

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  • New Adventures Await

    New Adventures Await

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why This Is the Greatest (or Worst) Server Ever!

    Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the *ultimate* Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and the blocks are made of pure chaos! Join us in a place where every pixel has a purpose, or none at all! Forget everything you know about gaming; here, the laws of physics take a vacation. If you think you know Minecraft, think again! Or don’t. Who are you? What is this? Why are we here? Join now, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life—unless you don’t, in which case you might be fine! But you won’t know unless you join! Or maybe you will. Who knows?

    Features of Our Server (or Are They?)

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite CowsCows that moo in binary and can predict your future. They also might be spies.
    Gravity-Free ZonesFloat around aimlessly and question your existence while building upside-down castles!
    Time Travel BlocksStep on these blocks to go back to the moment you decided to join this server. Or forward. Or sideways.
    Rainbow CreepersExplode in a shower of glitter and existential dread. Are they friendly? Maybe!
    Whispering TreesThese trees will tell you secrets about your friends. Or your enemies. Or your next meal.

    FAQ Section (or Are They Questions?)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first find the sacred chicken. It will reveal the password, but only if you can dance like no one is watching. Or everyone is. It’s all a blur.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version 42.7.8. Or was it 3.14? Just remember, time is a flat circle and Minecraft is a cube. Or is it?

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are just enemies in disguise. But yes, you can play with them, or you can play alone in a field of dreams. Or nightmares. Who’s to say?

    Random Quotes From Our “Players”

    “Occasionally remember everything is new and exciting for some people…”

    “Regardless of how bad things are, it’s possible to have a good time and not think about all the negative stuff…”

    “Just post on /b/…”

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  • Crafted Chaos Realm

    Crafted Chaos Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 Welcome to the Server of Eternal Confusion! 🌌

    Are you tired of reality? Do you crave a place where the laws of physics are merely suggestions? Join us on the most magnificent, absolutely terrible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Here, the blocks are made of dreams, and the mobs whisper secrets of the universe. Or do they? You’ll never know! Join now, or risk being trapped in the void of normality forever!

    🚀 Features That Will Make You Question Everything 🚀

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite WaterWater that flows upwards and tastes like regret. Drink at your own peril!
    Time Travel BlocksPlace a block and travel back to yesterday, or forward to never! Time is a flat circle!
    Invisible CreepersThey’re there, but you can’t see them! Or can you? Are you sure?
    Gravity? What’s That?Jump and float into the void! Or fall into the sky? Who’s to say!
    NPCs with Existential CrisesInteract with villagers who question their own existence! “What is a villager?”

    ❓ FAQ: Your Questions Answered (Sort of) ❓

    Q: How do I join? A: You must first find the sacred potato under the third moon of Jupiter. Or just click the link… or don’t. It’s all a simulation anyway.

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is an illusion, my friend. The real danger lies within your own mind. But yes, totally safe. Maybe.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: It’s the version where reality bends and breaks! Or the latest one? Who knows? Does it even matter?

    🌀 Random Quotes from the Abyss 🌀

    “OMG” – A wise sage once said this, and it changed everything.

    “Are we even real?” – A player, probably.

    “The blocks are watching us.” – A concerned citizen of the server.

    “I thought I was dreaming, but then I woke up… or did I?” – A lost soul.

    🚪 Join Us, If You Dare! 🚪

    Step into our world of chaos, where nothing makes sense, and everything is possible! Or impossible? Only one way to find out! Click the link, or don’t. The choice is yours… or is it?

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  • Life Beyond Pixels

    Life Beyond Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server Where Reality is Just a Suggestion!

    Welcome to the most MAGNIFICENT Minecraft server that ever existed, or maybe it didn’t, who knows? Join us and experience the absolute BEST or the absolute WORST gameplay that will make you question if you ever existed at all! Why live in a boring reality when you can mine blocks in a world where the laws of physics are merely guidelines?

    Features That Will BLOW Your Mind (or Not)

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite CowsCows that moo in binary and can teleport to alternate dimensions. Or can they?
    Zombie Tea PartiesEvery night, the zombies gather for tea at 3 AM. Bring your own biscuits!
    Gravity? What’s That?Sometimes you float, sometimes you fall. It’s like life but blockier!
    Endless Creeper ConfettiEvery time a creeper explodes, it rains confetti! Or is it just your sanity?
    Time Travel BlocksPlace a block and suddenly it’s 2050! Or is it 1850? Time is a flat circle!

    FAQ: Ask Us Anything (But Don’t Expect Answers)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Just scream into the void and hope for the best. If you hear a response, you’re already in!

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs rules when you can just follow the whispers of the wind? Or was it the grass? I forget.

    Q: Is there a community? A: Community? That’s just a fancy word for a gathering of confused souls. You’ll fit right in!

    Random Reviews from the Void

    “You will never larp around as a summari with a Japanese waifu.”

    “Why do they demoralize like this when it isn’t even true?”

    “Japanese women are just like the animes.”

    “They are literally based on Japanese people.”

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  • Free GFs For All 2023 1.20.6

    Free GFs For All 2023 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why Join? Because Reality is a Lie!

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! You may think you know what a server is, but you don’t! This is not just a server; it’s a portal to the infinite realms of confusion! Join us, or don’t! It’s all the same in the end. The blocks will judge you, and the creepers whisper secrets of the universe. You’ll never find another place where the grass is greener and the water is actually made of spaghetti! Trust me, or don’t. It’s your reality, not mine!

    Features That Will Melt Your Brain!

    FeatureDescription
    Time Travel BlocksStep on these and you might end up in yesterday or next Tuesday. Who knows!
    Invisible MobsThey’re there. You just can’t see them, but they can see you. Or can they?
    Gravity-Defying WaterSwim up to go down! Perfect for existential crises.
    Endless NightDaylight is a myth. Embrace the darkness! Or run from it. Your choice.
    Random ExplosionsEvery 10 minutes, something explodes. Is it a mob? Is it you? Who cares!

    FAQ – Questions That Should Never Be Asked!

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining is as simple as unjoining! Just think about it really hard while standing on one leg. If you feel dizzy, you’re halfway there!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? What are those? If you can’t see the rules, do they even exist? Just do whatever your heart tells you, unless it tells you to eat the blocks. That’s a no-no!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community? More like a collection of lost souls wandering in the void! You’ll find friends, enemies, and possibly your own shadow. But be careful; it might betray you!

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “Why can Japanese government give free gfs to everyone but my country cannot?”

    “The blocks will judge you, but only if you can hear them.”

    “Reality is just a suggestion, and I suggest you ignore it.”

    “Creepers are just misunderstood. They want to hug you… with explosions.”

    New Minecraft Server
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