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Escape From Tarkraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Escape From Tarkraft Loot, shoot, and scoot. Economy that makes you PVP. Info: Loot the map, take out Scavs. Protect yourself against other players. Invite your friends and squad up using /squad. Protected stash from other players.

Rusted Guns. Bazookas. C4. Faction warfare like it was meant to be. Info: 20k map. Hopefully a playerbase of around 20-30 people looking to survive while raiding every now and then with a better system than Minecraft provides. Members get access to an anti-grief rollback command that regenerates chunks. The developer is open to feedback.

138.2.231.254

The Cake Empire SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Just a friendly smp with no real purpose other than to have fun, we have an economy a general shop that is in the works, and it has now just been updated to the newest version of minecraft!

play.TheCakeEmpireSMP.net

Tropicmc

Custom, Earth, Geopolitical, Guns, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to TropicMC, an engaging and immersive Minecraft server network that brings the excitement of geopolitical strategy, towny survival multiplayer, and competitive gameplay to life.

TropicMC boasts a realistic Earth map, where players can join forces, establish towns, and create powerful nations. Our unique geopolitical earth towny survival mode offers custom content, including new crops, dynamic seasons, powerful guns, and intense wars. Challenge your friends and foes, form strategic alliances, and go to war in a bid to “make history” and conquer the world.

Our balanced progression system ensures that every player has a fair chance to grow and prosper. Commandeer a range of vehicles to aid in your conquest, engage in fierce combat, and experience real competition as you vie for supremacy on the server.

In addition to our geopolitical mode, TropicMC is also home to the competitive Lifesteal server, a thrilling variation reminiscent of factions gameplay.

Battle it out in this heart-pounding game mode where every death matters. As you defeat your enemies, you’ll gain hearts while they lose theirs. But beware: running out of hearts will lead to a temporary ban. The stakes have never been higher!

Join TropicMC today and become part of a thriving community that strives to make history and conquer the world. Will you rise to the challenge and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world? The adventure awaits!

IP: play.tropicmc.co

play.tropicmc.co

VlanShield – Private Minecraft server Minecraft server

Economy, Events, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Season 3 launched on December 13, 2023!

VlanShield.RU – vanilla minecraft server. The main game mode is peaceful survival! There are rules on the server, violation of which can result in a ban. On the server you can build your global large-scale projects. Server rules are available on the website and in discord.

Brief rules:

Vulture is prohibited

Theft is prohibited, full list on the website

Connection:

ip address play.vlanshield.ru

version 1.20.2

Donate goods, privilege stores: The server does not sell any privileges. That is, the players do not have admins, lords, OPs, or creatives. All players have the same gaming experience. Also, creative items are not sold on the server. All things that are on the server were obtained by players through crafting, or exchange with another player. A pass is required to play!

Mini-games: There are no mini-games on the server.

Commands on the server: Since the server is vanilla, there are no commands on it that simplify the gameplay, such as /sethome, /tpa, /call, /spawn and the like.

To become a player you need to leave an application. A link to the application page will be in the game chat.

play.vlanshield.ru

Wardenity

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Villages Defended:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Votes:	7730

Wardenity is a Survival Multiplayer server with claiming and a balanced player-based economy. Open for regular and cracked players.

wardenity.cf:54107

MineCoreMC

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

The MineCoreMC network is a Minecraft server with innovative game modes and jampacked features to make sure your experience is fantastic! Make amazing memories with friends as you play Skyblock, PVP, PVE, Events, MCMMO, and more! We offer a complete custom experience with a revolving economy.

play.minecoremc.com

Pokelandia

Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	241
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

🗲 8G 🗲 SemiRP 🗲 GTS 🗲 Custom Skin 🗲 Champions Players 🗲 Pokémon Raids 🗲 PVP 🗲 Pokélandia is a survival Pokémon server. An innovative Pixelmon server with an active and attentive staff on discord and in game!!!

51.195.60.102:25569

⭐OneBlock With Mods⭐Quests❤️Resource Generator❤️ Minecraft server

one block, Parkour, Skyblock, Spleef

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Emeralds Found:	5207
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1129	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ores Mined:	8224

The owner of the server “OneBlock With ModsQuestsResource Generator” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MandoU Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

MandoU Networks – Soul SMP Lifesteal

Soul SMP is a lifesteal SMP on a limited 5000 x 5000 overworld and nether (no end) Everything is vanilla minecraft except there is lifesteal and QOL plugins. There are no claims and anything goes (exceptions in rules) The map items and banned players from losing all their hearts are reset every month or season which is at the start of every month. Revives can be bought at shop.mandou.net as well as ranks which support the servers upkeep and you are rewarded with being able to make your own custom particles. Every season kills are tracked and leaderboards are made for fun and competition.

My Socials YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/c/mandouyt Shorts – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfOkrW00yCrFns1H2wvEPg discord – https://discord.gg/qmmC3SeEtE Twitter – https://twitter.com/_MandoU_ Twitch – https://www.twitch.tv/xmandou

mc.mandou.net:25709

McMarmalade

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crops Grown:	9662
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

McMarmalade is an economy server. This is the initial launch. Be the first to succeed and buy the best spawn shops. Admin shops are priced to encourage players to shop with other players instead. Jobs give small amounts of money to add to the sold items to spawn shops. Shop stalls can be rented for a weekly fee. I set up the economy to be anti inflationary and be stable long term. I’m open to criticism and suggestions. Website coming soon…

play.mcmarmalade.com