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That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

Ban, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Copium, Crafty, creeper, early access, general, Global 1488old, honeypot, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, News, November 15th, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, Pathofexile2.com, POE 2, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

#youtube, actress, Analysis, beauty standards, empowerment, Explanation, feminism, Gender norms, Hollywood, Interpretation, interview, Meaning, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, Natural, prefer, smp, societal expectations, Sydney Sweeny, Video

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, CHANGE, Conversion, Craft, decision, Departure, doubt, FAITH, LEAVING, leaving site, Minecraft, personal growth, Religion, religious conversion, Server, shi’ism, Spiritual Journey, transformation, TRANSITION, uncertainty, uncertainty about faith

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

Buu Saga, dumb shit, Emotional Hardship, Experience, Fusion, Future Trunks, Gohan, goku, goten, Gotenks, INTENSE, Minecraft, Peak Levels, Saiyan, smp, Strongest version, SUCKS, Super Saiyan, Tacked On, Training, trunks, Vegeta, Weakest Saga

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	New Chunks Explored:	195109
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9327
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

truevan.ru

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

/a/ folder, Anime, collection, Community, Digital, Entertainment, Fandom, forum, hobby, image, long tail tags, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, Pictures, PIXEL, post, random pic, Server, Share, tags, upload

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

advice, Anon, anonymous advice, Best advice, communication skills, compassion, constructive criticism, Crafty, Empathy, encouragement, friendship advice, giver, growth mindset., helpful tips, listening skills, personal advice, positive feedback, problem solving, relationship advice, self improvement, smp, supportive guidance, Understanding, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Mines Excavated:	2446
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	587	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!