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Sellner’s Block Party

Austrian activist, banned from entry, BLOCK, border control, controversial figure, entry ban, Europe, extremism, far right, free speech, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, Martin Sellner, Party, political activism, Public Safety, right-wing movement, Sellners, social media influencer, switzerland, travel restrictions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mines Excavated:	4976	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	3346	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Farms Harvested:	789	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4633	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	4117	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

Burnout, coping strategies, emotional wellbeing, feeling overwhelmed, HeavyCraft, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health coping strategies, Mental health resources, mental health self-care., mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self care tips, self help, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

distinctive talent, exceptional skill, exceptional talent, Extraordinary Skill, extraordinary talent, one-of-a-kind talent, rare talent, remarkable skill, remarkable talent, special ability, special gift, special skill, special talent, standout skill, standout talent, talent, TalentCrafters, uncommon talent, unique ability, unique talent, unusual talent

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4568
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-nuclear movement, Diplomacy, disarmament, global security, hiroshima, Humanitarian efforts, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, nagasaki, Nihon Hidankyo, Nobel Peace Prize, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace advocacy, Peacebuilding, Server, world peace

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

Cocktail, Fun, KPneumoniae, Virus

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Votes:	2177	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!