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BreakupCraft: Final Straw

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, ended relationship, FINAL, final straw, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, letting go, lost love, moving on, personal growth, red flags, Self Discovery, starting over, straw, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9709

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft alone, just like your ex mined away at your heart? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash all your pent-up rage by griefing your ex’s virtual house (we won’t judge, we promise). Build a giant statue of your ex made entirely out of diamonds and then blow it up with TNT for the ultimate revenge. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the healing begin!

PakOil Minecraft Server

economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, energy independence, Energy Sector, energy security, Exploration, Fossil Fuels, gas exploration, gas reserves, global market, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Natural resources, oil discovery, oil production, oil reserves, OPEC, Pakistan, PakOil, Petroleum, resource-rich country, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave. you start digging and digging, and what do you find? OIL, BABY! not just any oil, but like, the 4th largest oil and gas reserves in the WORLD!

now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, first of all, imagine all the crazy machines and contraptions you could build with all that oil. you could have a whole army of flying pigs if you wanted to!

not to mention, the government of pakistan is gonna be so busy dealing with all this newfound wealth that they won’t even notice if you build a giant statue of a llama in the middle of their capital city.

so come on, join the server and let’s get rich together! who needs diamonds when you’ve got OIL, amirite?

TerroristTakedownCraft

compensation, Conflict Resolution, court ruling, families, financial compensation, international law, iraq, judgment, Justice, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, MIDDLE EAST, Military Families, Syria, Terrorism, terrorists, TerroristTakedownCraft, US soldiers, War Crimes, wrongful death

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos

What is the IP for Double H Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	1609
Void Armor Forged:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Double H is a highly skilled and versatile artist known for his energetic performances and catchy melodies. With a blend of hip-hop, dancehall, and afrobeats influences, Double H has gained a reputation for his unique sound and ability to connect with audiences. His music showcases his passion for storytelling and his dedication to creating music that resonates with listeners. Double H continues to push boundaries and make a name for himself in the music industry.

Modern Minecraft SMP

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Votes:	7777	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Embark on an unforgettable adventure in Modern Minecraft, a server designed exclusively for adults. Here, we prioritize a mature and respectful community where players can enjoy a pure survival experience without the chaos of griefers or immature behavior. With our whitelist system, only trusted and approved players can join, ensuring a friendly and cooperative environment.

mmcsmp.my.pebble.host:25596

Eldoria

active community, Adventure, Community, Competitions, Contests, Economy, Eldoria, endless possibilities, Events, Friendly, Help, join us, Minecraft, Mini Games, Prizes, Skyblock, Space theme, Survival, ultimate experience, unique items, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Hello Adventurers! Are you looking for ultimate experience in Minecraft? Join our unique server with Eldoria, and discover a world full of endless possibilities!

World of Eldoria: > Lost In The Void: Try to survive in skyblock in space theme > Community: A friendly and active community thats always ready to help you.

Special Events: > Regular Events: Win rare prizes and obtain unique items. > Competitions: Demonstrate your skills in various contests and mini games.

Join us today and become part of the server of Eldoria!

213.199.52.19:45100

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

all girls, female, female friendly, female gamers, female players, female-owned, girl community, girl gamers, Girl Power, girl squad, girls only, minecraft server, Survival, Survival Games, survival server, Women, Women empowerment, women’s server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	177	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kcsk.vanillaboxmc.ru

Dotarch: The Only Place Where You Can Claim Land, Fight Mobs, and Be a Minecraft Millionaire! Version 1.20.x, Java Edition.

1.20.X, Armor Stand Editor, Claim, claim protections, custom enchantments, difficulty scaling, Dotarch, Edition, engaging staff, Fight, Free crates, gigantic main world, Head Database, java, Land, memecommands, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, Mining world, mobs, Place, PvP optional, rank system, Relics, Ride, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sit, Version

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Love Letters Sent:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Dotarch <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/daddys-chocolate-kingdom/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Dotarch Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.dotarch.co

About Dotarch

Dotarch is a unique server founded to provide a place for people to come and relax away the stresses of life. Whether your focus is technical, grinding, building, content creation, or just hanging around, we’re here and excited to meet you! We’re accepting and want to have a good time, come join us!

What Dotarch Has to Offer

A gameplay-based rank system (no pay to win)
Difficulty scaling based on McMMO power level and difficulty setting, with custom enchantments to balance this
Claim protections and a gigantic main world spanning four years of play (40k by 40k)
RTP, homes, warps
Economy (/shop, chestshops, player auction house)
Mining world for all your resource needs
An additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept (/warp Dark)
Fun free crates and surprises along the way
Relics from the server’s past to find and collect
Tags to unlock through various achievements (/tags)
PvP optional
Head database and armor stand editor for your decorative needs (/hdb)
Engaging staff – Development live streams, staff polls, reasonable people, shenanigans
Fun extras like /sit, /ride, and the shennanigans of /memecommands

The server has been around for 4 years! The community is small, but dedicated and friendly. The world has never been fully reset, and will never be fully reset. There’s history in every block…

Come make new friends, hear the legends, make some memories, challenge yourself, and help this haven grow. Hope to see you there!

IP: play.dotarch.co | Discord: Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Dotarch been around?	Dotarch has been around for 4 years.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	PvP is optional on Dotarch.
Are there any custom worlds on Dotarch?	Yes, there is an additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept.
Is there an economy system on Dotarch?	Yes, Dotarch features an economy with options like /shop, chestshops, and a player auction house.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, belonging, blocky, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, Gay, Identity, Inclusivity, internet culture, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, pride, r9gay, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	191
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the wild and wacky Minecraft players out there!

Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s greatest question: Why are people from r9gay gay? Our server is filled with crazy theories and hilarious discussions about this mysterious phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving pigs and diamond-wearing chickens. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of his porky majesty.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Rainbow Sheep Quest, where you must journey through a land of rainbow-colored sheep and solve riddles to uncover the ultimate treasure: a block of cheese that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

>WWE – Lost In The Shuffle Minecraft SMP

aew, forgotten talent, gtwwe, LOLTNA, Lost, lost in ???, lost in the shuffle, lost in the toybox, lost in uhh, Minecraft, njpw, overlooked talent, professional wrestling, Shuffle, smp, Sports Entertainment, struggling promotions, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Runes Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of getting lost in the shuffle on other servers? Well, here you’ll be lost in a whole new world of insanity!

Join us and leave AEW in the toybox where it belongs. NJPW? More like lost in…uhh, we don’t even know where they are! And don’t even get us started on LOLTNA, they’re lost in a whole other dimension!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community that’s just as wacky as you are. Who needs a map when you have this much fun?