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Toxic Survival (Arcator)

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Ores Mined:	5046	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9591
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

This is a survival server trying to give players the most fun and unique experience possible with some minigames too!

To get to it, when in arcator.co.uk, type /TSurvival

arcator.co.uk

Cryptic Factions

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

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192.95.11.226

FactionSquad

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	4972	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	1432
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Thanks for voting you will receive your Vote Key on the server were you can use it at /warp Crates. If you didn’t receive the Vote Key please take picture of the vote msg and ask a admin or owner to give you one.

104.244.53.226:25575

Platinum Pixelmon

Pixelmon

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	275	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Come join us in an awesome adventure, as you get welcomed into the world with a shiny starter! If you experience issues or don’t have a command, contact us on our site or msg an in game staff member!

149.56.206.35

EclipseMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	244
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Welcome to EclipseMC is a survival economy server hosted in the USA [1] Keep swearing in public chat to a minimum [2] Hacking is punishable by ban [3] Scamming of IRL purchases is bannable [4] Advertising links not affiliated with EclipseMC is muteable for a minimum of 1 day [5] We reserve the right to remove any perks at any time with no warning [6] All purchases are final unless they are directed immediately to [email protected]

eclipsemc.beastmc.com

Ultranetwork

Bedwars, Cracked, Custom Enchants, op prison, Op skyblock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

mc.ultranetwork.net

AnarchyHeroes

Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

AnarchyHeroes [1.7/1.8]

Server network with awesome faction server. IP: play.anarchyheroes.com | Website: www.anarchyheroes.com

188.212.100.153

RecruitPvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

This a great and fun faction server. It is set up by me and a few other custom coders come in and stop by! And we DO NEED STAFF.

198.50.133.82

Dank prison

Classic Prison, Custom Coded, Custom Enchants, Custom Prison, op prison, Prison, PvP, Unique

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Dank Prison was Released January 1st 2018. I set out on a quest to create the best prison server possible. Realizing there was no good plugins I could just download I started creating my own. I work on server daily to improve existing code and implement new code to provide the Best Prison Experience

DankPrison.com

Yu-Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to Yu-Craft, THE Minecraft Trading Card Game Server (NO MODS NEEDED)

> Open packs to get rare cards! > Compete in weekly Tournaments! > Explore the Survival world and create a town! > Build your own Duel Arenas and duel friends!

yu-craft.com