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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9304 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!
