Comedic Traditions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

SushiCraft, funny, comedic style, Humorous, Japanese humour

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is as modern and quirky as Japanese “humour”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who are experts in building and PvP. They will guide you through the world with their ninja skills and adorable panda faces.

Secondly, our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and crafting. But be careful, because the hot spring is also home to a group of mischievous kappa who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

And finally, our server hosts weekly sumo wrestling tournaments where players can battle it out in the ring for glory and fabulous prizes. The catch? The ring is surrounded by a moat filled with angry sushi rolls that will attack anyone who falls in.

So come join our server and experience the wacky world of modern Japanese “humour” in Minecraft!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

cultural humor, culture, funny, humor, Laughter

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NakedSleeper in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, sleeping habits, better sleep, health benefits, NakedSleeper

OMG you guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally the best place to join if you like sleeping naked! Like, the server owner said that if you join, you get a special naked sleeping bonus where you can mine diamonds in your dreams or something. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you sleep naked in the game, you can tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against the evil creepers. Like, how crazy is that?! So come join us and let’s all sleep naked together in Minecraft land, it’s gonna be epic!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NoRemakePls

remake, see, Movie, Timeless, Nostalgia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie that you never want to see a remake for!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Forget about boring remakes, on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. So come join us and experience the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Block Talker Server

Language, communication barrier, fingerspelling, alphabet, nonverbal

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies break it down on the dance floor.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

we also have a special event every friday where all the players have to battle it out in a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we use TNT blocks. it’s a blast, literally.

so come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just remember, if a lego person talked in sign language, they would only be able to say “C”.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Avalon

Banking, avalon, cleric, Daily Raid Bosses, custom crafting

Minecraft Server – Avalon

Overview:

Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Follow Avalon
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil. Explore secrets, conquer the Great Evil in this unique MMO-RPG Minecraft server.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
How can I level up my class?	You can level up your class by completing quests, defeating bosses, and gaining experience in battles.
Are there special rewards for completing quests?	Yes, completing quests can earn you unique rewards, items, and experience points.
Can I join multiple kingdoms?	No, players can only be a part of one kingdom at a time.

Adventure Path 1.20.3

Political debate, Political differences, political discourse, liberal, political ideology

Join this epic Minecraft server where you can choose left or right and embark on a wild adventure full of chaos and madness!

Left is for the brave souls who crave danger and excitement, while right is for the cunning strategists who want to outsmart their opponents.

But beware, because on this server, nothing is as it seems! You might find yourself facing off against a herd of killer bunnies or a gang of mischievous llamas.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BirthdayBlockBash

confusion, cover fee, misunderstanding, Transportation, Friend

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy birthday celebration! Our server is like no other, where you never know what’s going to happen next.

Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!

But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
GrossCraftIncident

sickening, Unpleasant, cringe-worthy, revolting, Disturbing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

European affairs, foreign policy, european union, russia, Drafting

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP