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Life SMP

Join, life smp, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vita SMP, Vita Today

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	6761	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Vita SMP! This is a fun lifesteal server that has few players so now’s your chance to get loot before more people join! Join Vita Today.

104.223.80.176:26955

Thread Closed Minecraft Server

Closed, closing threads, Communication, community guidelines, forum etiquette, forum moderation, internet etiquette, Minecraft, Moderating, online behavior, online community management., online conversations, online discussions., online engagement, online forums, online interactions, Replying, respectful communication, Server, Thread, thread closure, thread etiquette, thread management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where the admin is as sassy as a diva on a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server admin is known for shutting down threads faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of banter, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a little drama. Who knows, you might even become the admin’s new favorite player (but don’t hold your breath). So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the banter department!

Hungry Minecraft SMP Player

binge watching, disordered eating, emotional eating, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling weak, hunger pangs, Hungry, lack of motivation, lack of self-care, lost appetite, low energy, mental health, Minecraft, not in the mood, player, self-destructive behavior, self-neglect, skipped meals, smp, stress eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle, weight loss

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat.

But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!

NoPainNoGain

1.19, Anarchy, java edition, Minecraft, nopainnogain, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5967
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8001	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

NoPainNoGain is a fresh anarchy server where you can do whatever you want, with no limits. Play it on java edition 1.19+.

npng.mcserv.fun:27060

CityLand server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, Breathing, Cities, CityLand, dreams, empty spaces, Grief, Images, Large Online, Lazy, Living, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Russian, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Here everyone can make their dreams come true, turning empty spaces into living, breathing cities. Your adventure begins here!

play.cityland-server.ru

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

affluent, anime character, anime fandom, anime fashion, Anime girl, anime recommendations, Anime Series, blocky, bunch, Elegant, Extravagant, favorite anime, Glamorous, high class, luxury, Minecraft, Opulent, Rich anime girl, rich girl aesthetic, Server, spoiled, Wealthy, wealthy anime girl, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

Characters, Cinematic, couple, Drama, dream, emotional, FANTASY, Fiction, film, imagination, Imagine, love, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, relationship, Romantic, screenplay, script, smp, Storyline, storytelling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	138	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

brotherhood, community support, Conversion, Cultural differences, diverse backgrounds, embracing Islam, Epic, faith community, faith journey, Islamic faith, Mashallah, mashallahbrothers, Mashallahs, Minecraft, Muslim men, Muslim women, religious beliefs, religious conversion, reverting, SEA girls, Server, Sisterhood, spiritual growth, spirituality

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

Acquisition, Anime, appreciation, BNHA, bye, controversy, Dedication, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, fictional characters, Girls, Good, Goodbye, KADOKAWA, LGBTQ, Media, Minecraft, mixed race children, representation, smp, Sony, speculation, waifus

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magic Items Found:	2597	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	171
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712