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  • Crafty Giggles and Toots Town

    Crafty Giggles and Toots Town

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Will BEND Your MIND!

    Welcome to the only Minecraft server where reality unravels like a ball of yarn in the paws of a confused cat! Are you ready for the GREATEST or perhaps the MOST DEVASTATING experience of your life? It doesn’t matter! Here, every block is a portal to madness, and every mob you meet is a whisper of the universe’s secrets revealed in stinky farts. Join us and witness the absurdity unfold!

    Feature Description
    Quantum Crafting Craft with invisible materials that only exist in your mind. If you think it, it becomes!
    Infinite Dimensions Travel to worlds where time flows backward and pigs rule! Just don’t ask why.
    Gravity Optional Float in the void or fall through clouds of cheese. Your choice, but it’s both and neither!
    Random Encounter Events Suddenly, a parade of walruses wearing hats will appear! Everyone must dance or face the consequences!
    Reverse Day/Night Cycle Night is when the sun shines brightest, and day is the time of terrifying nocturnal sunflowers.

    FAQ: Confusion Encapsulated

    Q: How do I join this server?A: Simply align your chakras while thinking about potato salad, and the portal will materialize under your feet. Just don’t forget the kraken.

    Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are merely suggestions written in disappearing ink by ghosts. Choose wisely, or else!

    Q: What’s the server’s theme?A: Themes are an illusion! Embrace the chaos of scrambled eggs enigma, where nothing is coherent.

    Testimonials from the Deep Abyss of Truth

    “Hehehehehehe…..”

    “Check it out. Plop Plop PPBBBRRRTTTTTT”

    “Uh oh, stinky!”

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  • Crafting Chaos – LOL Wut Now

    Crafting Chaos – LOL Wut Now

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Dimensional Paradox: Reality Doesn’t Exist!

    Welcome, brave traveler, to the greatest (or worst? Who knows!) Minecraft server known as “The Dimensional Paradox”! Here, we’ve transcended mere blocks and pixels – we’ve entered an endless spiral of chaotic enlightenment! Join us now, or are you already a part of us? Or are we actually a part of you? Don’t question it – just log in! LOL WUT? It’s the ultimate void experience!

    Insanity-Infused Gameplay Features
    Feature Description
    Dimension Marker Whirlwinds Run away from random whirlwinds that teleport you to alternate universes where fish rule the land! Be careful of their wisdom. Trust no salmon!
    Sentient Blocks All blocks talk. They don’t say much, but sometimes they tell you your darkest desires. Or do they? Nobody knows! Talk to a dirt block today!
    Infinite Enderman Chatroom Join the confused chit-chat of Endermen! Every message is both a joke and an alarm. Good luck deciphering the meaning of eternity!
    Zombie Disco Parties Every Friday at midnight, zombies gather to dance. Warning: You may spontaneously start dancing too, regardless of your willingness to join the boogie!
    Glitch Bunnies! Every third server restart gives birth to glitchy bunnies that can predicted the weather. Why believe in science when you can chase these fluffy crystals?

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is as easy as questioning your existence! Just type your username backwards, while contemplating the fabric of reality. If it feels wrong, you’re halfway there!

    Q: What if my mind breaks?A: Mind?! What is mind? Is it not just a digital echo? Embrace the fragmentation! Or run. Maybe both?

    Q: Is there a spawn point?A: Spawn points are an illusion brought to you by corporate capitalism. Just float into the abyss and see where you land… It might be a luxury hotel stuffed with creepypasta!

    Random Server Reviews

    “WTF LOL, why did I eat a block of dirt?” – A confused new player

    “I thought I was playing Minecraft, but I’m just a manifestation of cosmic nonsense!” – A disoriented wanderer

    “Everything feels so unreal… or is it the hypnosis from the dancing zombies?” – A paranoid disco participant

    Join now, or are you already caught in our chaotic web?

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  • AussieSMP: The Land Down Under of Blocks, Koalas, and Vegemite

    AussieSMP: The Land Down Under of Blocks, Koalas, and Vegemite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
    Apply here https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

    The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

    If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

    The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

    Features:

      • The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
      • Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
      • A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
      • Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp. There are also various other teleports that are made available on the server so that you can quickly get back to your base or check up on what your mates are doing.
      • The server has a land-claiming system that uses a golden shovel. Over time you’ll gain claim blocks that can be used in whichever server you play in, and when you’re ready you can claim your chests and builds to keep them safe from other players. This is purely an optional safeguard, many players don’t claim their land as the community doesn’t appreciate griefing so players who participate in that are very quickly filtered out of the server.
      • The survival server consists of multiple worlds which have plenty of new 1.20 chunks in them. If you like long-term survival worlds, the AussieSMP is for you! There are no plans to do a full reset of the main worlds ever.
      • The server is part of a growing network, so not only are there multiple survival worlds, there is a creative server where players can build without limits or just test their redstone contraptions.
      • Various external community resources such as, Automated Spectator Livestreams on the weekends, a Discord where players can find out future plans for the server or chat with other players, A wiki that has information and guides on how to use features specific to AussieSMP.

    Rules

      • Don’t be a dick
      • Absolutely no griefing
      • No spamming
      • Be respectful
      • Don’t swear excessively
      • No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
      • No ban evasion
      • Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
      • Please use common sense!

    At the end of the day if you just wanna play some Minecraft with some friends or even by yourself, this server will be a great choice for you.

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  • Minecraft server: /block/ – Building Block Bonanza

    Minecraft server: /block/ – Building Block Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Don’t worry, they’re just here to party! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast who breathes glitter and rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and memes!

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  • CuntHeight Minecraft Server

    CuntHeight Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

    Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WeddingCraft Drama Zone

    WeddingCraft Drama Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise that the only proposals you’ll see are between players trying to team up for survival mode!

    Join us and escape the real world where crazy family members try to steal the spotlight at your wedding. No more awkward dance floor proposals stealing your thunder – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

    And hey, if you ever feel like kicking someone out of the server, just remember that you have the power to control your own virtual world. No more family drama, just endless possibilities for building, exploring, and crafting your way to victory!

    So come on over and join us for a wedding-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DownUnderCraft Server

    DownUnderCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if that happened on our server, we would be like “oops sorry our pet creeper accidentally blew up the server room again” but don’t worry cuz we have the best IT team made up of zombie pigmen who know how to fix everything with their golden swords. join us for the most epic adventures, like riding on giant chickens and battling evil llamas who spit poison darts. plus, our currency is emeralds because diamonds are so last season. come join the chaos and see why our server is the craziest place to be in the minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LeedsRiotCraft

    LeedsRiotCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, you know how Leeds is all boring and stuff? Well, not on our server! We have so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a riot every day! Join us and witness the bus torching and police car flipping action LIVE in Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop anarchy and destruction? Come join the fun and be part of the madness! It’s a riot, literally!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!

    AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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  • OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

    OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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