HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	162
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	1994	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

NoGiftNoPartyCraft

aita, blanket, bridal shower gift, bride, colors, complexity, cost, Crochet, DECEMBER, design, Expertise, family, handmade gift, Materials, NoGiftNoPartyCraft, pattern, sister, SIZE, tradition, Wedding, wedding present

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

BrazilBlockParty

+x, Brazil, BrazilBlockParty, business closure, business news, business strategy, close operations, company announcement, company shutdown, corporate decision, economic impact, effective immediately, Financial implications, global market, international business, market withdrawal, operational shutdown, south america, strategic move, sudden closure

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2558	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Emeralds Found:	2966
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, this server is, like, closing in Brazil, like, right now. but don’t worry, cuz we got some, like, INSANE stuff happening on this server that you gotta check out. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. so, like, join now before it’s too late and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

FrontierSMP: Where the fish are on fire and the farms are lit!

Bedrock Crossplay, Bosses, Challenging Factors, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farms, Fire, Fish, FrontierSMP, lit, Loot, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Towny, Version, Wiki

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21

Description:

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server on different versions of Minecraft?

A: The server is currently on version 1.21, and you will need to use the same version to join.

Q: How can I connect to the server?

A: You can connect by using the server IP: Play.FrontierSMP.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server at https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow them.

Q: Can I build at the spawn area?

A: Yes, spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, a rail network, or any other desired structures.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, Cultural differences, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural misrepresentation, cultural pride, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Impostor, Japanese culture, Minecraft, not universal, racism, Server, Stereotypes, SushiCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	4293	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	299	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of being called an impostor for not fitting into the stereotypical Japanese mold? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and eye shapes – because let’s face it, Japanese culture is not one-size-fits-all! Join us for a wild ride where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means pretending to be a ninja turtle or a sushi chef. Embrace your inner non-Japanese self and join us for some epic adventures and laughs. Who needs to be Japanese when you can be anything you want in Minecraft? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!

agency.., Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, creeper, crime, damn, DarnCraft, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, Government, investigation, law enforcement, looks like, scandal, shock, smp, Surprise, suspicious, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, that, undercover

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	3789
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the FBI agents can’t resist joining because they can’t believe how good we look! Our server is so lit that even the FBI agents are like “Wow, I need to be a part of this madness!”

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!

So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!

CraftyWifeProbs

aita, Beachfront, browsing, brunch, cars, Communication, Conflict, CraftyWifeProbs, crying, dog, Expectations, express, Food, holiday, Hungry, in tune, sandwich, Shops, Upset, Walking, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	232	Crops Grown:	6428

Welcome to our Minecraft server where communication is key! Just like in this wild story of miscommunication between a couple on vacation, you’ll need to work together with your fellow players to avoid any unnecessary drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher what your teammates really want without them actually telling you. Will you be able to anticipate their needs and avoid any misunderstandings? Or will you find yourself in a virtual argument over who should have ordered the sandwiches?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to test your telepathic skills and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of unspoken desires. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to avoid being the AITA in your virtual adventures!

MythCraft: Manly Legends

Beliefs, culture, Debunked, experiences, facts, gender, Gender Roles, Legends, Male, manly, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myth, MythCraft, Opinions, perspective, Reality, reddit, society, Stereotypes, Truth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you manly men out there!

Join our server and discover the 100% myth about men that will blow your mind – we have secret quests where you must hunt down elusive mobs like the legendary Bro-Squatch and the elusive Chad Creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bro Code, a set of rules that must be followed at all times. Failure to abide by the Bro Code will result in being banished to the dreaded Friendzone dimension, where you must navigate your way out using only your wits and charm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove that you have what it takes to be a true man among men!

CraftyCreeperUK

containment measures, CraftyCreeperUK, Dangerous, Expert, genetic sequencing, global health, health crisis, healthcare system, immunity, Infectious Disease, mpox variant, mutation, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Transmission, uk, vaccination, viral evolution, Virus, Warning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against a more dangerous variant of mobs! That’s right, forget about regular creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutated monsters that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret underground base has been discovered on our server, filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading chaos wherever it goes. Will you be able to tame it and ride into battle like a true warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!

MolluskManiaCraft

ancient creatures, ancient marine life, ancient sea creatures, early mollusks, Evolution, fossil, Fossil discovery, fossilized remains, fossilized shells, Marine Biology, marine fossil, marine life, mollusk evolution, mollusk fossils, MolluskManiaCraft, paleontological findings, Paleontology, prehistoric, prehistoric creatures, shellfish, Spiky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3652	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	879	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have spiky fossils that show what early mollusks looked like!!! u can dig up these fossils and create your own army of prehistoric creatures to dominate the server!!! imagine riding a giant snail into battle or having a pet trilobite that shoots lasers out of its eyes!!! join now for a chance to uncover the secrets of the ancient world and become the ultimate fossil master!!! #prehistoricpvp #fossilpower #minecraftmadness

HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!

Abilities, Builds, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Customization, Economy, Enchants, Events, Exploration, HexArchon, mmo, outfits, Progression, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, Skills, smp, Storyline, Survival, Unique, Updates

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

HexArchon

Overview

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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Gameplay Mechanics

Feature	Description
Custom Mobs	Over 200 unique custom mobs with different skills and behaviors
Custom Items	Various weapon types with unique abilities and upgrades
Custom Enchants	240+ custom enchantments for different builds
Dungeons	Explore dungeons for exclusive loot and challenges
Quests	180+ quests of varying difficulties and types
Abilities	Unlock and upgrade abilities with points
Stats	Upgrade 7 different stats for character boosts
Auto Farms	Ease farm management with auto farms

Technical Details

We prioritize server performance using top-of-the-line hardware:

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM: 64GB
Storage: 2TB NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

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