comedic critique – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HahaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

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CraftyChanges – Make a Diff!

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right – the mobs have dance parties instead of attacking you!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve added a special potion that turns you into a unicorn, allowing you to frolic through fields of rainbow-colored sheep. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So, why should you join this wacky server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of enchanted cake blocks that never run out? Trust me, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

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Sign Dance Party

Body language, Choreography, Communication, Dance, Dance (performance), dance classes, dance community, dance culture, dance education, Dance Skills, dance styles, dance techniques, dance training, dancers, Deaf community, expressive moves, FLUENT, inclusive dance., nonverbal communication, Party, Rhythm, sign, sign language

u know wat wud b even bettr dan dat? joinin our epic minecraft server!! we got all da sign language fluent dancers up in here, bustin out sick moves like u nevr seen before. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakin it down, and zombies doin the thriller dance. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see sum real dance skills in action. plus, we got a secret underground disco party where u can show off ur own moves and impress all da other players. come join us and let’s dance our way to victory!

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ChillCraft: Boost Brain, Sleep Better

10 minutes, 10°C water, Boost, Brain, brain function, Chillcraft, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, Cold Therapy, cold water immersion, deep sleep, four weeks, health benefits, hydrotherapy, improved, improved focus, mental clarity, Relaxation, Sleep, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, stress relief, three times a week, wellness

LOL, U WANNA BOOST UR BRAINZ AND SLEEP LIKE A BABY? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DUNK U IN FREEZING WATER 3 TIMES A WEEK FOR 10 MINUTES! U GONNA BE SMARTER THAN A GENIUS AND SLEEP LIKE A ROCK! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE UR BRAINZ GROW BIGGER AND UR DREAMS GET SWEETER!

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What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

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Omz is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and experimental music. With a diverse range of influences, he creates atmospheric and emotive tracks that push the boundaries of genre. Omz’s atmospheric soundscapes and haunting melodies have captivated audiences worldwide, establishing him as a rising star in the electronic music scene.

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Eternity [smp]

Create, crops, deeper and darker, dragons, Empire, Eternity, FANTASY, Farm, farmers delight, Goods, ice and fire, Macaw’s mods, Modded, mythological beings, Overworld, Playstyle, role-player, smp, Steampunk, the bumblezone, wandering trader, welcome, YUNG’s mods

Eternity Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	1.20.1
Mod Loader	Fabric
Host	Modrinth

Main Mods Used:

Ice and fire
Create
Farmers Delight
The Bumblezone
Deeper and Darker
Macaw’s Mods
Yung’s Mods

For the start of the Server(first 3 days upon start), the playable area will be confined to the Overworld in a 4000×4000 area.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/tSwptmyjgN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server PvP or PvE?	The server is both PvP and PvE, offering a mix of gameplay styles for all players.
Are there any rules against griefing?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
Can I join as a solo player or do I need to join a faction?	You can join as a solo player or join a faction, depending on your preference.
Are there regular events or tournaments on the server?	Yes, the server hosts regular events and tournaments for players to participate in.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	You can report a player for misconduct to the server moderators or admins through Discord.

Shimmering Shire 1.21

anal sex, consent, Gay, Gender Identity, Intimacy, LGBTQ, relationships, sexual acts, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual ethics, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual norms, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, Shimmering, shire, taboo

OMG dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously!

So, like, you know how you got this fortune saying good news will come by mail? Well, on this server, good news comes in the form of diamonds raining from the sky!

You’ll be mining and building like a boss, and then BAM, diamonds just start falling from the heavens. It’s like winning the lottery, but in block form.

Plus, the mobs on this server are total party animals. Creepers throwing raves, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a wild time.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins. You can ride pigs into battle, shoot fireballs from your hands, it’s like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So, yeah, join this server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. It’s a total mind-bender, in the best way possible.

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MomzWeddingNoPlusOne

Boundaries, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, compromise, family dynamics, family only, hurt feelings, Intimacy, loyalty, Marriage, MomzWeddingNoPlusOne, partner, personal choice, relationships, Respect, stepdad, Support, Tension, VALUES, Wedding

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more awkward weddings where you have to choose between your mom and your partner. On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they’re not blood-related!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own virtual family with your friends and create your own drama-free world. Who needs a stepdad drama when you can have a virtual pet llama drama instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your family troubles at the door. Because here, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

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Wanderlust SMP: “Pixel Paradise”

Adventure, beautiful places, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, dream destinations, exotic locations, Exploration, hidden gems, natural beauty., Paradise, picturesque spots, PIXEL, scenery, serene locations, smp, stunning views, travel, travel memories, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust inspiration, world wonders

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, the spawn area is literally a rainbow castle made out of diamond blocks and there are unicorns running around everywhere. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid named Squishy.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyTimeMachine

Advancements, BlockyTimeMachine, Civilization, critique, culture, Ethics, Evolution, Future, hindsight, History, Humanity, innovation, judgement, Legacy, MISTAKES, perspective, progress, Reflection, society, Technology, transformation

Join our Minecraft server and be a part of history in the making! We have created a virtual world so epic, people from the future will look back and say, “I can’t believe they built that!”

Our server is home to the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, guarded by a team of fearless llamas in diamond armor. Legend has it, if you can reach the top, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you can keep up!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the craziest, most unbelievable world ever created in the history of gaming!

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TibetanBoardingSchoolsCraft

authoritarianism, boarding schools, children’s rights, China, Chinese government, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, displacement, education, families, forced assimilation, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, International Outcry, minority rights, separation, social control, Tibet, Tibetan children, TibetanBoardingSchoolsCraft, Trauma

come join our minecraft server and help rescue the tibetan children from the evil chinese government! we have secret missions where you can sneak into the boarding schools and free the kids using your epic minecraft skills. plus, there are hidden treasures and rare loot to find along the way. join us and be a hero in the virtual world!

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