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KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Divine Spears Created:	21	New Chunks Explored:	274853
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	62687
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com