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  • Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    Hilarious Divide in Blocks

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    Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are **definitely** the best, **or perhaps the worst**, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

    FeatureDescription
    Quantum CraftingItems craft themselves from the **whispers of lost souls**. No recipes, just vibes!
    Endless NightmaresSleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
    Mind Control MinigamesPlay games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
    Blocky BlasphemyEverything is a cube! **Or are you the cube?** Existential dread at no extra cost!
    Screaming CowsFarm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

    A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

    Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

    A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the **mysteries of your own mind**!

    Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

    “This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Planet

    Pixel Planet

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pixel Planet features a reimagined style of factions, by putting more survival aspects into it. It allows newer players to ease into the chaos of factions. There is no land claiming on Pixel Planet which makes Pixel Planet a lot less complicated than normal faction servers. You can still create a clan with your friends and have a home base, but on Pixel Planet you need a strategy to fortifying your base.

    playpixelplanet.net

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  • Serenity Soup

    Serenity Soup

    New Minecraft Servers

    Serenity Soup is a vanilla soup PvP Minecraft server without overpowered abilities or any pay to win. This server was created as a way to bring the soup PvP community together the same way lunar did in the United States. It has flat grass land for 1v1’s and very basic commands. Come join and try it out today!

    play.serenitypvp.net

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  • Survival island mc

    Survival island mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival Island MC is a super chill Minecraft server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better.

    We specialize in the Minecraft Island game mode, allowing all players to create their own Minecraft Survival Island!

    We hope to provide– Safe and welcoming community– Interesting take on Minecraft– Fast ticket responses– Regular new content

    MINECRAFT ISLAND: Our first and only persistent game mode, will you make it to the top island?

    Connect via Minecraft Multiplayer.

    No Mods. Play Today at play.survivalislandmc.com

    How to Play: https://survivalislandmc.com/play

    Website: https://survivalislandmc.com

    How do I get a Minecraft Island seed?Connect to our Multiplayer Server at play.survivalislandmc.com. You will get your own Minecraft Island world.

    play.survivalislandmc.com

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  • unnamed modded

    unnamed  modded

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    Welcome to the unnamed modded server where we uh are a server where currently we are going through all versions trying new mods with every time we change to have a different experience instead of having the ol’ we use the same mod every time so we get to explore new mods that come out and random mods here so join if u want to try new mods out or find some new ones

    135.148.63.25:25574

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  • Novagatos

    Novagatos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Not very good. Hacks and Greifing (if not protected) allowed. DONT try to fly. Queue system coming in the future and website coming in the far future.

    158.69.124.37:25585

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  • Forcemc

    Forcemc

    New Minecraft Servers

    ForceMC

    We are a Star Wars Minecraft Server Network.

    -Star Wars Abilities

    -Custom Lightsabers & Guns

    -3 different Move Types (Jedi, Sith, Bounty Hunter)

    -Custom Ranks

    -Crates

    -Factions

    -Towny & much more!

    play.forcemc.net

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  • LalkaCraft – cheap prices Minecraft server

    LalkaCraft – cheap prices Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “LalkaCraft – cheap prices” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    45.93.200.21:25575

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  • Semivanilla

    Semivanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla Survival w/ Economy Plugins World Border 10,000 Blocks Map: http://map.semivanilla.net Grief Prevention (Land Claim) McMMO and more!

    play.semivanilla.net

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  • ToTheSkyMC

    ToTheSkyMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server PVP-Faction which is still under development but we are open to ideas that will be given in our discord:

    https://discord.gg/yygNhDh5R5

    178.33.40.235:25633

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  • 2b2t uk

    2b2t uk

    New Minecraft Servers

    2b2t.uk Come join us on our anarchy server

    Brand new anarchy server.Created because waiting in a queue for 48hrs is no fun.No rules do as you please.There is a Discord for the server.The server IP: 2b2t.uk 200 slots.Be sure to check out the announcements in the Discord.Any questions or suggestions feel free to ask in the Discord.Remember be safe don’t die out there.

    2b2t.uk

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