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PetPalaceCraft

affluent, Animals, comfortable lives, Companionship, Contentment, domesticated, Extravagant, Happiness, Lavish, Lifestyle, love, luxury, Opulent, Pampered, pet care, pet ownership, PetPalaceCraft, Pets, privileged, spoiled, well-being

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, are you tired of living a boring life on land? Come join our Minecraft server where the pets have more comfortable lives than most people! Seriously, these animals are living in luxury while you’re stuck in your mom’s basement. Join us and live like a king…or a pig, whatever floats your boat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So, if you want to be on the winning side when the chicken revolution comes, join us now!

InfinitySMP Public Server

#infinitysmp, Buffs, Community, content creators, Crafts, crown, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Giveaways, lifesteal plugin, Magic, Minecraft, Redstone wizardry, shield, smp, special finds, Survival, video showcase

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Void Gems Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to the Infinity SMP, fam!

Need a break from the usual grind with Lifesteal plugin? We got you covered! Infinity SMP brings a whole new vibe to Minecraft, with custom gear that’s straight-up lit! Take the crown, for example. It hooks you up with mad buffs and a permanent shield against anything that comes your way!

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But yo, it ain’t just about the gear. We’re talking custom enchants, crafts, munchies, and Redstone wizardry that’ll blow your mind! We’ve got every custom category you can even dream of, and the abilities? Straight-up magic from special finds or crafty creations!

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Our community’s buzzing, with content creators dropping heat left and right! Been rocking this SMP for 2 years now, and let me tell you, we’re just getting started! Weekly/monthly events, giveaways, and endless content opportunities, bruh!

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So, if this sounds like your jam, slide into our Discord and get in on the action! Hit us up with a 1-minute video showcasing your vibe and what you bring to the table. Show us what you’re made of, and let’s make some magic happen in the SMP! Link up: https://discord.gg/uqbqrxap

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Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting

Apocalypse, Chatting, Community, Competition, Datapack, Discord, Dragon.., Fun, Gifts, Guaple, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, Mods, player, Points, Promise, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, skeleton, Spawn, Survival, Uhc, UltraSoftcore, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	141

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?

Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.

3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.

4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.

Blocky Sakamoto Server

action, action manga, Adventure, adventure manga, Assassin, blocky, chapter 169, comedy, comedy manga, Days, funny, long tail, Manga, new job, new mission, retired, sakamoto, sakamoto days, Server, tags, undercover

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9448	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	4123	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crops Grown:	9934	Emeralds Found:	5820

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	848	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

#covert operations, behind-the-scenes information, classified details, confidential information, confidential insights, confidential procedures, confidential trade practices, covert strategies, CraftyCraftSecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden knowledge, Hidden Truth, industry secret, insider knowledge, Insider Tips, proprietary data, trade secret, undisclosed information., undisclosed methods, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed techniques

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Emeralds Found:	3651
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.