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MetaAnimal1v1Craft

1v1 fights, adaptation, aggression, Behavior, biology, Combat, Competition, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Instincts, living animal, Meta, MetaAnimal1v1Craft, Nature, predator, prey, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tactics, Techniques

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

lol this server is like the ultimate showdown for all the animals in minecraft. like, did you know that every animal has a secret meta for winning 1v1 fights? like, cows have a secret karate move that can knock out any opponent, and chickens have a super speed attack that can leave you dizzy. it’s like a battle royale but with animals, and it’s totally insane. join now and discover the hidden powers of all the creatures in minecraft. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

AgeBurst44n60Craft

44, 60, AgeBurst44n60Craft, aging, aging milestones, aging patterns, aging process, Aging research, aging study, biology, BURSTS, discovery, genetics, health, human biology, humans, LIFESPAN, Longevity, research, scientists, study

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	158
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

join our epic minecraft server where we defy the laws of aging just like these wacky scientists! at 44, your character will suddenly turn into a baby, complete with diaper and pacifier. but wait, there’s more! at 60, you will transform into a wise old wizard with magical powers to rule the server! who needs botox when you have minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the aging process!

VarentPVP

#GamingCommunity, AdventureServers, competitivegaming, CompetitivePrisons, CreativeExpression, DominanceChallenge, DungeonGameplay, ExcitingChallenges, ExclusiveBonuses, Factions, GamingCommunities, MinecraftAdventure, minecraftprisons, MinecraftRanks, Opprisons, Prison, PrisonEvents, PrisonRewards, Prisonservers, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, ThrillingGameplay, TopPrisonServers, WaterwayQuests

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Farms Harvested:	142
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

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GODFC

Adventure, Challenges, Community, competitive, Difficult, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, GODFC, hobby, Leveling, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, STRONG, Survival, Survival Games, Upgrades, virtual

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Today I will introduce you to a SKYBLOCK server that will satisfy your longings and add new hobbies to you. First of all, our server is a difficult level in terms of economy. It is neither like the overrated servers nor the servers with very low economy. This server will not tire you but will take your time to be very strong.

45.94.170.86:25596

GroypersCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, activism, America, appreciation, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Dedicated, fan base, Followers, Grateful, Gratitude, Groypers, GroypersCraft, Loyal, Minecraft, movement, patriotism, Political, recognition, Server, Supporters, thank you, thankful, thanks

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Zombie Dances:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3246	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7096	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1547	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	16

Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!

OceanGoneButNotForgot

ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean creatures, ocean depths, ocean disappearance, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, ocean habitats, ocean mysteries, ocean research, OceanGoneButNotForgot, oceanic biodiversity, oceanic life, oceanography, oceans, underwater world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have recreated the entire ocean floor with hidden treasures, secret underwater cities, and even a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (literally, there’s a lot of gold). But be careful, because the ocean floor is also home to giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for their treasure. So grab your scuba gear and dive into the most outrageous underwater adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!