New Minecraft Servers 2025

Comedians Who Totally Get You Minecraft Servers

Comedians Who Totally Get You Minecraft Servers

  • Arctic Plant Party

    Arctic Plant Party
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 9995
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

    Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Forgive Her Minecraft Server

    Forgive Her Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 6066
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Enchantments Applied: 236
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Diana’s SMP Adventures

    Diana’s SMP Adventures
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 2388
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Crops Grown: 7498
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 44 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

    LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 96
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Enchantments Applied: 286
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Runes Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMate: The One!

    MineCraftMate: The One!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6472
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Farms Harvested: 794

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

    Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4359
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

    We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

    Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

    So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

    FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4618
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Love Bytes Server

    Love Bytes Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4433
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

    like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

    and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

    so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2289
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Magic Items Found: 7291 Potions Brewed: 70
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mr.ko4l.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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