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Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3733	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, aigenerated, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, Loli, LoRa Training, Mac, madness, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, oppais, Pervs, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prodigies, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

Awareness, Caution, cautionary tale, Charity, Crafting, Donations, family, fear, Giving, Help, International, mom, MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft, MONEY, organization, philanthropy, Safety, scam, Server, skepticism, Support, Trust, UNICEF

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Emeralds Found:	128	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7747	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	6923	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!