Comeback MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: The Fallout Bros – WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE STILL F*CKING AROUND

Fcking, Thrilling, video games, COMEBACK, INTENSE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic party where anything goes!

Join us if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build a base inside a giant radioactive watermelon, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until a creeper blows you up, whichever comes first).

So grab your diamond pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one explosion at a time!

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OkIHOPCraft SMP

Breakfast, smp, insult, diner, roastie

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!

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FeudHopper Minecraft SMP

wrestling, Cycle, Break, Hiatus, repeat

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is non-existent? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most chaotic rollercoaster ride of your Minecraft life. Our gimmick? We have a player who goes out there, starts a short feud, disappears for 6-8 months, and then makes a grand return like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant statue of themselves? Will they start a cult dedicated to potatoes? The possibilities are endless! So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right.

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CraftyClapbackMC

handling insults, best response, standing up for yourself, fuck you, clever response

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

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CraftyComebackz

COMEBACK, savage, epic comeback, insult, comeback queen

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

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PanzerCraft Minecraft Server

Manga, controversy, Nice, Volleyball club, Characters

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every day is a party, just like it’s someone’s birthday! Join us and say nice things about your fellow players to level up and unlock special birthday-themed gear.

Rumor has it that the volleyball club will make a comeback on this server, with players battling it out on the virtual court to see who will reign supreme. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen players spiking creepers like pro athletes.

Don’t miss out on the fun and craziness that awaits on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Entertainment, AnonCraft, idol group, debut, loona

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to other dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests. Plus, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

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ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

RETALIATION, Allowed, drink, flat-chested, jugs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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McCrafty McMahon’s Minecraft Server

McMahon family, Booking, wrestling, McCrafty, CEO

Are you tired of boring old Triple H running the show? Want some real excitement and drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got crazier storylines than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us and witness the epic battles between Vince and Triple H as they fight for control of the server. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on down and join the madness, because things are about to get wild!

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CraftyNews Minecraft Server

creator party, fan meeting, shipping fees, AlienMixture, Elemental Knights R

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.

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