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PeakCraft: Where even Elira can break 3k peak!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Elira, the legendary Minecraft streamer who couldn’t even break 3k peak ccv on her return stream. Sad, right? But on our server, you’ll be breaking records left and right! Our server is so lit, even Elira herself would be begging to join. So come on, join us and become a Minecraft superstar in no time! -
Yunoland: Where Creepers and LOLs Collide! Join now to defeat the Enderdragon and dance with llamas!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about yourself? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner Yuno and create some truly braindead threads. Join us and let’s whore ourselves out to the world of Minecraft together! Who knows, maybe Yuno will even make a comeback just for you. Join now and let’s make some hilariously ridiculous memories together! -
Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!
Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.
Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.
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BaseBurner Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and fire is a constant threat to your precious base! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against our fiery challenges.Our server is known for its unpredictable events, such as random fire outbreaks that will keep you on your toes at all times. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, the next you’re frantically trying to put out a blaze before it engulfs your entire base.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Our community is filled with skilled firefighters who will come to your rescue in times of need. Just be prepared to return the favor when their base is in flames!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling flames while also building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow players? Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the fiery chaos of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep a bucket of water handy at all times – you never know when the next fire outbreak will strike!
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TrustyCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but fun is mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.Are you tired of real-life drama like snooping spouses and exes popping up out of nowhere? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally blows up your house with TNT (oops!).
Forget about broken trust and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks to build your epic castle or underground lair. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not deleting those old messages from your ex – we’re too busy fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.
So, why join our server? Because where else can you escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome creations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a new friend to play with who won’t snoop through your phone or accuse you of flirting with pixels.
Join us today and leave all that real-life drama behind – after all, who needs trust issues when you can have trusty diamond swords and pickaxes instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!
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PixelPunch Minecraft Server – Punching pixels for fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old names? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who guides you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is out to steal it for himself! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying llama, battle giant spiders with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! -
CraftyCreeperLand
Join our Minecraft server and discover the joy of underwater basket weaving! Yes, you heard that right – we have a whole underwater basket weaving competition on our server. Dive deep into the ocean, gather seaweed and coral, and weave the most epic basket you’ve ever seen. The winner gets a pet dolphin to ride around on while they show off their underwater weaving skills.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that underwater basket weaving and underground disco parties could be so much fun?
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CraftyGuardianMC
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the russian invaders are actually friendly villagers trying to trade you potatoes for emeralds! our commander-in-chief is actually a chicken named syrskyi who leads us into battle against the evil creepers trying to take over our pixelated world. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter as we defend our land from the invading hordes of zombies and skeletons. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russian invaders who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
AI-WeatherCraft: Fast & Accurate!
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally insane, bro. You gotta join because, get this, Google developed this crazy weather forecasting thingy for the server. It’s like a mix of physics and AI and stuff. So now, when you’re building your epic castle or whatever, you’ll know exactly when it’s gonna rain so you can like, grab your umbrella or something. Plus, it’s super fast and saves energy, which is like, totally cool. So yeah, join this server and be the ultimate weather wizard of Minecraft! -
Hyflip Network
Brazilian Minecraft server, currently being developed by Flipbrick Studios.
We want to bring the best possible gameplay experience to our players, supporting original and alternative Minecraft, PC and Pojav.
Here you can play our currently available minigames: Bed Wars, One In The Chamber and The Hyflip Pit.
Our idea is to listen to our community, receiving feedback and increasingly improving everyone’s experience. We value the maximum audience in all categories. Our idea will be to add as many minigames as possible in the future. We will soon have our beta launch. Join our Discord and stay up to date with all the news.
mc.hyflip.com:25566