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LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Matzah and Creeper Craft

Bigotry, Conflict, Craft, creeper, Cultural differences, dialogue, discrimination, Diversity, education, ethnicity, hate, History, Identity, Indians, intolerance, Jews, Matzah, misunderstanding, mudshits, prejudice, racism, seethe, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

Account Stats, Akali, blood moon, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, patch updates, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, varus, zed, Zyra

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

anger, Bitch, Boundaries, calming down, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, emotional, explosive, Frustration, Girlfriend, latina, LatinaCraft, overreacting, patience, relationship, temper, Therapy, Understanding, Unhealthy, Unpleasant

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	281	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

#youtube, brotherhood, collaboration, Connection, cooperation, Cross-cultural, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Epic, finland, FinlandCraft, friendship, Global community, international relations, meets, mongolia, MongoliaCraft, mutual respect, Peace, Server, solidarity, Understanding, Unity, Video

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ores Mined:	3476	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

Arabs, BIAS, blocks, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, DesertCraft, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicities, ethnicity, generalizations, global perspectives, Identity, ignorance, middle eastern, misconceptions, prejudice, racism, Resist, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	5564
Farms Harvested:	419	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

blocky, bros, dehumanization., Disrespect, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender violence, Hoes, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, Server, sexism, sexual harassment, sexual objectification, toxic masculinity, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s humanity, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.