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Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crops Grown:	6499	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	648491	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	359	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	8051
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	65
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

PixelPanic: Brain Battle

adhd, amygdala, antisocial behavior, anxiety, battle, behavioral differences, Brain, brain imaging, brain regions, depression, emotional processing, gender differences, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, PixelPanic, psychiatric conditions, research study, sex differences, sex-specific, thalamus

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

BlockBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Banners, BlockBag, blue archive, Bounties, Chihiro, Commissions, Events, From Opera 0068 with Love, Grand Assault, guides, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mine, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, sena, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant armored chicken in a quest to save the world from certain doom. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to do it while wearing a hot spring outfit! Only on our server will you find such ridiculous challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil pandas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. It’s a race against time to see who can collect the most loot before the pandas escape!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GoodShowGoneWrong

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Character development, Cliffhanger, Compelling, Drama, Engaging, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Good show, GoodShowGoneWrong, Minecraft, must watch, plot twist, smp, streaming, Suspenseful, television, Thrilling, TV series, unexpected ending, until this episode

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6432
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bobobrine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it that if you defeat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to hang in your virtual house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

Boss, Burnout, family emergency, Guilt, MANIPULATING, maternal leave, MAYHEM, mentoring, Minecraft, mommas, overworked, PERSONAL LIFE, quitting after maternity, quitting job, recruitment process, remote work, sick and tired, Small Business, small business owner, vulnerable state, work-life balance, workload

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crops Grown:	5847	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server, where you’ll never have to worry about being the only player again!

Imagine a world where you can recruit as many players as you want, but then decide you don’t actually want to because it’s too much work. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind and keeping your players on their toes.

And don’t worry about the workload – we promise it will be lighter than expected, even though it’s actually the complete opposite. But hey, who doesn’t love a challenge, right?

Join us now and experience the drama and manipulation of a small business owner in labor, all while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top? Join our server and find out!