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PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9217	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	290	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

crunchy, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, easy snack, fiber, gluten free, guilt-free, Healthy snack, low calorie, movie night, Popcorn, popcorn addict, popcorn lover, PopcornVeggieCraft, satisfying, Savory, snack, Tasty, Vegetable, whole grain

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	259

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

EcoBotzIBD – Healing Mice & Having Fun!

animal studies, biocompatible materials, biodegradable, biomedical engineering, Biomedical Innovations, Digestive health, drug delivery, Drug Release, EcoBotzIBD, experimental medicine, Fun, Gastrointestinal Disorders, healing, inflammatory bowel disease, Medical research, Mice, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, preclinical studies, Targeted therapy, therapies, treatments

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2209	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like no other! we got biodegradable microrobots delivering therapies to treat inflammatory bowel disease in mice! yea u heard right, we got tiny robots helpin out dem lil mice with their tummy troubles.

but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉

7K Crew Minecraft Server

7000, Accept, agree, benefit, CONSIDER, Contemplate, CREW, decision, enticement, Financial, incentive, Join, Minecraft, MONEY, offer, opportunity, participate, Ponder, Proposal, REWARD, Server, temptation, think about

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	1814

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminals, crime, criminals at large, Criminals., elude, Escape, evade, Evasion, get off scot-free, got away with it, Justice, law, long tail, Minecraft, Outsmart, outwit, robbery, Server, Successful, tags, theft, they, Unpunished

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

ClinicClapbackCraft

braces, ClinicClapbackCraft, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consult, data analysis, Healthcare, hospital clinic manager, Insecurity, medical professional, medical school, orthodontist, over-reacting, personal boundaries, professional advice, professional setting, research, Respect, social standing, Status

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.

CartoonCraze Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated, animated series, Best Friend, Bonding, cartoon character, CartoonCraze, Character, Childhood, Choice, Companionship, FANTASY, Favorite, friendship, Fun, imagination, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Real Life, reasons, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Imagine a world where your best friend is not just any ordinary human, but a cartoon character brought to life in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures with your new animated BFF. From Spongebob Squarepants teaching you how to build the perfect pineapple house to Bugs Bunny outsmarting creepers with his carrot tricks, the possibilities are endless! So why settle for boring old human friends when you can have a zany cartoon companion by your side in our server? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PixelPiggy’s AI Adventure

A.I, Absurd, Adventure, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, customer experience, data analysis, Digital Marketing, digital transformation, futuristic, hilarious, innovation, machine learning, marketing gimmick, personalized marketing, PixelPiggys, smart technology, Technology, trend, virtual assistants

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	143
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old A.I. bots that do nothing but stand around and look pretty? Well, do we have the server for you! Our A.I. bots are so advanced, they can actually tell jokes and roast you in the chat! Join us for a laugh riot as our A.I. bots try their hand at stand-up comedy and improv. Who knows, you might even get roasted so hard you’ll respawn in tears! So come on down to our wacky server and experience the future of A.I. in Minecraft…or at least a really good laugh!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

Africa, bill, cultural norms, empowerment, female genital mutilation, gambia, gender equality, gender-based violence, harmful practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal reform, legislation, Minecraft, NoFemGenMutilBan, Parliament, public health, rejects, reproductive health, Server, Speaker, traditional practices, unban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!

ChurchesGoneWild

arson, Canada, Canadian churches, church burnings, church vandalism, ChurchesGoneWild, Colonialism, community healing, Criminal Investigations, cultural genocide, first nations, hate crimes, historical trauma, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, national tragedy, reconciliation, religious persecution, residential schools, systemic racism, Truth and Reconciliation Commission

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1597
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! We got more fire than those Canadian churches, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Only 2 of those church burnings were accidents, but on our server, we promise all the fire is intentional and part of the epic gameplay experience.

Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!