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Crafty Israel Avoids Muslim Server

AVOIDS, coexistence, Conflict, controversial topics, Crafty, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Global Issues, international relations, Islam, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, Muslim countries, Peace, Politics, Religion, Server, solidarity, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2034	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where all the players are secretly unicorns in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil llama king who rules over the land. Only you can help save the day and restore peace to the realm!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are always up to no good. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their mischievous plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all the players are cats with laser eyes. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with epic cat fights and laser beams flying everywhere.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft SMP: Mom’s Crafting Corner

comedy, Corner, Crafting, DISRESPECTFUL, Doin your mom, enemies, family, Friends, funny, humor, internet culture, Lovers, Minecraft, mom jokes, momma’s boy, moms, mother-in-law, relationship, roast, savage, smp, social media, taboo, Thread, viral

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	6142
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your friends, enemies, and even lovers all competing against each other in epic battles and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that everyone’s mom is always on the table…literally! That’s right, your mom, my mom, their mom – they’re all just chilling on tables waiting to be interacted with. Will you team up with someone’s mom to take down your foes? Or maybe you’ll just have a nice chat with someone else’s mom about the weather. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Who knows, you might just end up becoming best friends with someone’s mom along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

AquariousMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Survival PVP Economy Plugins Custom Vanilla Minigames Creative Factions Prison Towny RPG Exploration Adventure Building Redstone Mods Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

AquariousMC is a new skyblock server aimed at providing simple and fun gameplay for all players. We focus on consistent updates while making sure they are easy to use and enjoy.

┃ Store: store.aquariousmc.com ┃ Website: https://aquariousmc.com ┃ Discord: https://discord.aquariousmc.com

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BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, baubaus, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, Edition, Fun, fuwamoco, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, Schedule, Server, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, Vote, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, where players are born to build like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server features 3D debuts, unarchived content that will blow your mind, and a YouTube channel that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive merch that will have you looking like a Minecraft superstar in no time.

Join us on this epic adventure filled with baubau-related content, NSFW surprises, and a VTL team that will have you questioning reality. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement!

Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

altercation, battle, challenge, clash, Combat, combatant, Competition, Conflict, Confrontation, Contender, Duel, Fight, lauderdale, match, Minecraft, Rivalry, showdown, smp, spar, Struggle, Tony, Victor

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

Feline Friends Minecraft Server

adventure games, animal companions, cat companions, cat lovers, Feline, feline friends, Friends, furry friends, games, Gaming, indie games, interactive games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pet simulation, Puzzle Games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, video games, virtual reality games, virtual-pets

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	1986
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8836
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	1254

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

acceptance, Community, Diverse, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, love is love, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pride, safe space, Server, virtual

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2925
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!