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ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Buildings Constructed:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	770
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magic Items Found:	5356
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1255	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

TrumanCraft – Are You Being Watched?

Alternate Reality, conspiracy theories, existentialism, hidden cameras, jim carrey, mind games, PARANOIA, philosophy, psychological thriller, questioning reality, reality tv, SELF AWARENESS, simulation theory, skepticism, Surveillance, the truman show, truman burbank, TrumanCraft, uncertainty, Watched

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	4014
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

join our server and escape the truman show simulation! build your own world and stick it to those sneaky producers watching your every move. they won’t know what hit them when you start building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. show them who’s boss in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that madness? come join us and break free from the truman show once and for all!