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Bank Account with Mom Minecraft SMP

Account.., adult children, Bank, bank account, Boundaries, colt cabana, Communication, Decision making, elderly parents, family, family dynamics, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, joint account, Minecraft, mom, money management, Mother, personal finance, relationship, sharing, smp, Support, transparency, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5196
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Colt Cabana shares a bank account with his mother! Why, you ask? Because they both love to spend all their diamonds on the most ridiculous and extravagant items in the game. From diamond-encrusted armor to golden carrots that give you super speed, you never know what they’ll buy next! Join our server for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even get in on the action yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to share a bank account with a celebrity’s mom!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Votes:	6529
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Potions Brewed:	77
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7744
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Emeralds Found:	6360	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5716	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr