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Bank Account with Mom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Void Gems Collected:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Colt Cabana shares a bank account with his mother! Why, you ask? Because they both love to spend all their diamonds on the most ridiculous and extravagant items in the game. From diamond-encrusted armor to golden carrots that give you super speed, you never know what they’ll buy next! Join our server for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even get in on the action yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to share a bank account with a celebrity’s mom!

Vanilla SMP Server: Where potatoes battle over land in Highlandia, with some fancy maps

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	137	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

HighlandsMC – Geopolitical Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server.
Dynmap	An excellent tool to visualize the server’s claims and territories.
Moderation Team	Involved and friendly team to ensure player enjoyment and safety on the server.
Nation Building	Players are encouraged to build their nations and claim territories.

Join the Discord server today to get started: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server is launching on the 3rd of May.
What can I do on the server?	You can participate in nation building, claim territories, and engage in politcal discussions.
Is there a map of the server?	Yes, the server has a Dynmap tool to visualize claims and territories.
How can I join the Discord server?	Simply click on the provided link: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

Loggy McLogface: Where the Logs Are Creamy, Steamy, and Dreamy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6607	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the logs are so creamy, steamy, and dreamy that you’ll never want to leave! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by the most delicious logs they had ever seen. These logs were so irresistible that they couldn’t help but build the most epic log cabin you’ve ever laid eyes on. But here’s the twist – every time they chopped down a log, it magically grew back even creamier, steamier, and dreamier than before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where players can relax and unwind after a long day of mining. And rumor has it that if you dive into the lava just right, you’ll be transported to a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure filled with creamy, steamy, and dreamy logs. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Krafty Kino Kingdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Animals Bred:	59
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Ryns Dynasty: Where even creepers are on a guest list! (SMP)

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, Discord, DYNASTY, Empire, Exploration, FANTASY, guest, Kingdom, list, Medieval, Modded, Mods, Nature, power, PvP, Roleplay, rules, Ryns, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Farms Harvested:	525	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Ryn’s Dynasty Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded
Inspiration	Medieval Dynasty
Challenges	Seasonal and nature-related
Empire Building	Build and maintain your empire
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/WpxJ34SFzd

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods inspired by Medieval Dynasty, enhancing the gameplay experience.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting using the provided IP address and port in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, please familiarize yourself with the server rules and guidelines provided in the Discord server before playing.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server with me?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server and play alongside you in building and expanding your empire.

BigMonkCockCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Dragon Eggs Found:	4673	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Big Monk Cock has everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to wield the legendary Big Monk Cock sword! Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword gains the power to summon an army of flying pigs to do their bidding.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the elusive Disco Sheep that drops diamond blocks when defeated. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join Big Monk Cock today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Blocky Boogaloo Bonanza

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, Akane is about to save Aqua with her pussy! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. Join us for a wild ride as Akane uses her feline powers to rescue Aqua from the clutches of evil. But that’s not all, we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Welcome to CatCraft, where the only thing more temperamental than creepers is the server owner!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

CatCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version:	1.20.4
World Border Size:	15k in every direction
Location:	Ashburn, VA, USA

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief.
We’re a strict 21+ server.
PVP is turned on.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and sign your stuff.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
Various custom recipes and features

For more information or to apply, visit our Discord.

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Corbacraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Animals Bred:	97	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Hypixel VS Corbacraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can be pay-to-win
Active community events	Can experience lag at peak times

Corbacraft

Pros	Cons
Non pay-to-win	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla gameplay	May lack some of the features of larger servers
Community-centric	Less variety in gameplay compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Can I play on Hypixel if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames suitable for players of all skill levels.

2. Is Corbacraft suitable for experienced players?

Absolutely! Corbacraft provides a more traditional Minecraft experience for players looking for a semi-vanilla gameplay environment.

3. Are there opportunities for socializing on both servers?

Both servers have active communities where players can forge friendships and alliances.

SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	317	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!

ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!