colour me oud Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperBlockerGFStealer420

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters! Just like the time a creepy homeless guy mistook our player for his girlfriend and things got super awkward. But don’t worry, our player handled it like a pro and saved their coworker from a potential disaster. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server? Join now for a mix of excitement, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but hopefully not with creepy homeless guys)!

Adulting Smackdown

Adulthood, adulting, bills, career development, Challenges, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial management, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Life skills, Maturity, personal growth, reality check, responsibilities, self-care, self-sufficiency, SmackDown, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	66
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	184
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to forget about bills, responsibilities, and that annoying coworker who always steals your lunch from the office fridge.

On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise, complete with towering castles, secret underground lairs, and even a pet dragon if you’re feeling adventurous. Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our enchanted forests, where the trees whisper secrets and the animals dance to the beat of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly PvP tournaments and show off your mad skills in epic battles against other players. Trust us, nothing says stress relief like taking down your friends with a diamond sword while wearing a chicken costume.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

ApocalypseCraft: Last Player Standing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5925	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join dis server if u wanna be the last person standing when da world ends. we got zombies, creepers, and even herobrine running around causing chaos. no one will be there to report the extinction of humanity cuz we all too busy building epic bases and fighting off mobs. come join us if u think u got what it takes to survive the apocalypse in style. bonus points if u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the forces of evil. let’s see who will be da ultimate survivor in dis crazy world of blocky madness.

CraftyDepressantz

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5962	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Potions Brewed:	165

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

Active players, building, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, INDIVIDUALS, mini blocks, more mob heads, Play styles, Plugins, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Sovereign, theft, tolerance policy, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Votes:	1280	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

acceptance, all sizes, Amateur, beauty standards, body positivity, boobies, Confidence, different thread, discussion, diverse bodies, encouragement, long tail, Minecraft, PIXEL, rating system, Ratings, Saggy, self love, Server, Summer, Thoughts, Thread, titties, welcome

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disturbing comments, family acceptance, family arrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, father figure, Manipulation, sensitive topics, side hug, single parent, Threats, Wedding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3405
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Star Shards Collected:	230
Towns Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!